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Song Parodies -> "Old Bill Beeny"
Original Song Title:
"Old Macdonald"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Old Bill Beeny"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
This is taken from an article I read on the internet 1/2/03
Old Bill Beeny has a museum
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With an empty Elvis mausoleum
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Cause he says the king ain't dead
and he says he faked his death
Here he's seen, there he's seen
Everywhere he's been seen
Old Bill Beeny has a museum
Eieio
Old Bill Beeny charges no admission
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He says "draw your own conclusions"
Eieio
With some "DNA" here and some documents there
Here a photo, there a clipping
"Elvis is alive and kicking"
Old Bill Beeny has a museum
Eieio
Old Bill Beeny runs an Elvis shack
Eieio
some folks think that Bill's a quack
Eieio
But he's laying out the facts
And Elvis is his friend
Living in obscurity, somewhere in Missouri?
Old Bill Beeny has a museum
Eieiooooooooooooo
Eieio
With an empty Elvis mausoleum
eieio
Cause he says the king ain't dead
and he says he faked his death
Here he's seen, there he's seen
Everywhere he's been seen
Old Bill Beeny has a museum
Eieio
Old Bill Beeny charges no admission
Eieio
He says "draw your own conclusions"
Eieio
With some "DNA" here and some documents there
Here a photo, there a clipping
"Elvis is alive and kicking"
Old Bill Beeny has a museum
Eieio
Old Bill Beeny runs an Elvis shack
Eieio
some folks think that Bill's a quack
Eieio
But he's laying out the facts
And Elvis is his friend
Living in obscurity, somewhere in Missouri?
Old Bill Beeny has a museum
Eieiooooooooooooo
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