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Song Parodies -> "Chaney the Wolf Man"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty the Snowman"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Chaney the Wolf Man"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

"I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen. Doing the werewolves of London." -- Warren Zevon. More "holiday" fun for the whole family.
Chaney the Wolf Man
Was a frighten hairy soul
With a set of fangs, and a deadly howl
And two eyes as black as coal

Chaney the Wolf Man
Is a Universal beast
When he sees full moon
Then you'll know it's soon
That we'll gather t'ward the East

There must have been some tragic
In that werewolf Lon had found
For when it bit onto his hand
He began to act a hound

Chaney the Wolf Man
Was as man as he could be
But the children say
That there comes a day
When the moon will make him mean

Chaney the Wolf Man
Knew the moon was full that night
So he said let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I growl and bite

Men from the village
Wielding torches in their hands
Ran to hunt old Lon till the day was done
"Can you make this beast a man?"

Lon led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he joined the very angry mob
TIll he heard a doctor, "Stop!"

"Chaney the Wolf Man,
He can't help that he's this way"
So Lon took a drink
And his hair did shrink
He's a human being today

Thumpety thump thump
Crashity bang bang
Look at Chaney howl!

[Imitating the sound of an angry mob holding torches]
[Ditto]
Listen to Chaney growl!

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2Eagle - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny version of that old childrens' song.
PMS - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Howlingly funny. And very appropriate to the Halloween season
alvin - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
hair raising fun
TullyGirl - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
bwahahaha....
Phil Alexander - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
And here was me thinking this was going to be about the veep... not that I think he's a werewolf, of course (somehow I see werewolves as.... thinner)
Ann Hammond - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
he he

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