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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself a Scary Evil Samhain"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Scary Evil Samhain"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
Still taking advantage of the holiday season, if you will. I'm surprised YouTube doesn't have a video of Bing Crosby's version in any way, shape, or form. So the Diana Krall version will have to do if you don't know the song.
Have yourself a scary evil Samhain
Let your hearts be black
Robes put on, your Thorn cult will soon carve the Jack
Have yourself a witchy Wiccan Samhain
Trick or treat today
If you see "Halloween III," be miles away
Here we are in this TP'd house
Yucky golden eggs galore
People dressed in a Shatner mask
On the Night that He Came Home
Don a mask and scare those trick or treaters
They'll say "Holy cow!"
You'll get candy bars and caramel apples brown
And have yourself a happy Eve of Hallow's now
Let your hearts be black
Robes put on, your Thorn cult will soon carve the Jack
Have yourself a witchy Wiccan Samhain
Trick or treat today
If you see "Halloween III," be miles away
Here we are in this TP'd house
Yucky golden eggs galore
People dressed in a Shatner mask
On the Night that He Came Home
Don a mask and scare those trick or treaters
They'll say "Holy cow!"
You'll get candy bars and caramel apples brown
And have yourself a happy Eve of Hallow's now
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This is scary - lions & tigers and bears... Oh my!
lol... very clever... 5-5-5
he he
Cute, but might be offensive to Fundamentalist Occultists. :)
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