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Song Parodies -> "Egg the House"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Egg the House"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Getting into the Halloween spirit with this Samhain carol. Enjoy!
Egg the house with three Omegas
Fa la la la la la la la la
Spin your head like little Regan
["Tubular Bells" - Theme from the Exorcist]

Don the hood, we shall imperil
Mark of Thorn! Mark of Thorn! Mark of Thorn!
Sing the ancient Samhain carol,
["Halloween" Theme]

See the blazing midnight fire
Fa la la la la la la la la
Jason comes and you'll expire
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Ha-ha-ha

Michael Myers won't retire
["Halloween" Theme]
Rob said sequels weren't required
"Halloween II" re...make, no, no no

Trick or treating, I sure miss it
Fa la la la la la la la la
Now, I'm old and you can kiss it
Fa la la la la la la la la

Now I watch the scary movies
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! (Long horror scream)
Not all sequels are that groovy
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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TJC - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever... and extra points for any parody that makes me look up a term (didn't know 'Samhain')!
Ann Hammond - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
he he I liked screaming the length of the fa la's
Jonathan - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with you Ann this was a good one 5's
PMS - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Fun to sing along with
Andria - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
When I was younger, I loved egging, Silly Stringing and/or TP-ing houses and stores. This parody brings back memories of Hallowe'ens past, specifically those until I was brought home in a police car for egging an off-duty cop's house. 555
Andria (again) - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
FYI, "Samhain" is the Wiccan version of Hallowe'en. I am not sure of the promunciation, but I think that it is pronounced like "Samane"

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