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Song Parodies -> "Tramps, Tramps, Tramps"
Original Song Title:
"Tramp! Tramp! Tramp!"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Tramps, Tramps, Tramps"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
At a Motel Six, I sit
Pondering that "Light on" bit
Bed in disarray, bent beer cans 'round the room
And like some "B" movie scene,
In the bathroom, Missy Jean
Straightens up her tangled hair and sprays perfume
Tramps, Tramps, Tramps,
Are what I'm after
Goody Two-shoes ain't for me
Patronize the back street bars
where long hair guys play guitars
Cruise and use tried pick up lines successfully..
I have morals, not well spent
But, won't run for president
So, an expose could just improve my life
What folks think of me don't fly
"Envious" is what say I
Most are mis'rable with children and a wife..
Tramps, Tramps, Tramps,
Are all I seek out
Trashy, slutty, indiscreet
Roamin' in my rusty Ford
They should give me an award
Just for keepin' gutter women off the street..
I'm an addict, sexually
Often load up two or three
At each corner there are always quite a few
Some seek cash for crack cocaine
Others feel a hunger pain
And will swing for just McDonald's buck menu..
Tramps, Tramps, Tramps,
Are gals I prefer
No high classy babes for me
Scuzzy sisters, more or less
Who, no pride at all, possess
Some disgusting lass of low humanity..
Bring 'em on...the worst is good enough for me!
Bring 'em on...the worst is good enough for me!
Pondering that "Light on" bit
Bed in disarray, bent beer cans 'round the room
And like some "B" movie scene,
In the bathroom, Missy Jean
Straightens up her tangled hair and sprays perfume
Tramps, Tramps, Tramps,
Are what I'm after
Goody Two-shoes ain't for me
Patronize the back street bars
where long hair guys play guitars
Cruise and use tried pick up lines successfully..
I have morals, not well spent
But, won't run for president
So, an expose could just improve my life
What folks think of me don't fly
"Envious" is what say I
Most are mis'rable with children and a wife..
Tramps, Tramps, Tramps,
Are all I seek out
Trashy, slutty, indiscreet
Roamin' in my rusty Ford
They should give me an award
Just for keepin' gutter women off the street..
I'm an addict, sexually
Often load up two or three
At each corner there are always quite a few
Some seek cash for crack cocaine
Others feel a hunger pain
And will swing for just McDonald's buck menu..
Tramps, Tramps, Tramps,
Are gals I prefer
No high classy babes for me
Scuzzy sisters, more or less
Who, no pride at all, possess
Some disgusting lass of low humanity..
Bring 'em on...the worst is good enough for me!
Bring 'em on...the worst is good enough for me!
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quite the anthem...lol
Give him tramps and thieves in seamiest and seedy part of town. . .some call girls. . . .
WOW! Super-singalong, great lines "keep ... off the street...." "Most are mis'rable with children and a wife.." 555+ ...oh, and switching the word order ("is what say I") and moving phrases to parenthetical locations (Who, no pride at all, possess") to nail pacing and rhyme has a certain... um.... "amphibiously reptilian" quality.
Thanks, alvin..and John..tricky puns, there...and thanks, TT...I always look forward to your intellectual comments...you must've been an English major in college..or maybe you're an English teacher, or professor, currently...AmIright?
and in reference to that a/r quality..do you mean like in sneaky snake?
Uhh, no, ...meant "Turtle-like" (blush) TT does stuff like that a lot, switching words around... but probably not noteworthy.... Hated English in school, but some of it must have stuck... never been part of a school system, but done some private tutoring here and there... you know... general studies, math, SAT prep...
Oh, turtle, of course...you caught me nappin' there....that's right you do..I guess we're both word jugglers...sort of like combining scrabble and parody writing..what would we call that, Scrabody, or Parabble, or something like that?
Rusty Ford? What about an orange-and-black 1974 Mazda Rotary pickup? That is a better vehicle, although it is much less discrete.
Thanks, Andria..are you trying to trade cars?
I'll never sell Annabel..
AFW: "Parrable".. stop it, you're killing me! So, when they said that Jesus talked in parables, they meant that He combined parody and Scrabble?
Andria: "Mazda" is a tough rhyme, but for "rotary", AFW could have his "coterie" of tramps witnessed by a "notary". :-)
Andria: "Mazda" is a tough rhyme, but for "rotary", AFW could have his "coterie" of tramps witnessed by a "notary". :-)
AFW, I don't want your Ford because it is rusty and, well, 'cause it's a Ford, and you don't want my Mazda Rotary because it gets horrible gas mileage (especially for a tiny truck), it has a cramped cab, because it is easy to get a ticket while driving it, because certain parts are hard to find and because it looks like a Hallowe'en decoration. No, I'm not trying to trade cars. Here are 555 tall, curvaceous, long-haired, naturally curly redheaded "tramps" who are duplicates of me for your excellent parody.
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