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Song Parodies -> "What a Fred He Had, Oh Jesus"

Original Song Title:

"What a Friend We Have in Jesus"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"What a Fred He Had, Oh Jesus"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

What a Fred he had, Oh Jesus!
Talkin' Long Dong Silver, here
Used to reel it in for eases
Could keep Courtney Love in gear..
Eighteen inches, half of three feet
Far and wide, his fame was known
What a load he used to carry
In those "80's" porn films shown

He was born down in Bermuda
His real name, Daniel Arthur Mead
Faced some problems in the restroom
Needed four hands when he peed..
In his Hanes he wore a holster
Ladies all declared, "It's grand!"
When he walked nude by the seashore
Left a drag mark in the sand..

He was truly heavy-laden
Beyond well-endowed, I'd say
Never got real close to females
His long schlong kept him away..
Wonder where he bought his condoms,
Had them custom built, I guess
Doubtful if he found a woman
Who could take such great prowess..

Supreme court justice, Clarence Thomas
Publicized LDS when
His name came up in confirmation
About Anita Hill, back then
Rumors say he wore prosthetics
No such claims are proven yet
But, facts could not erase his legend
He had one great erector set..

He had one great erector set..


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avin - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
love to hear a choir belt this one out
TJC - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm with alvin... the Moanin' Testernacle Choir, I'm thinkin'!
stuart mcarthur - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
loved the title, and all the other anatomical plays on words, AFW - Long Dong Silver - custom-built condoms (THERE's an industry!) - 555
MrMacphisto - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Amongst stiff competition, this one still reaches out to many people... 5-5-5
AFW - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...and TJC...good choir name, there...............and Stuart, thanks, ......and thanks, MrMac,
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
"His long schlong kept him away.. Wonder where he bought his condoms," WOAH--Absolutely Hilarious! The whole song, I don't know how I missed this when I was reviewing my daily songs, but amazing job AFW!
Tommy Turtle - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Never heard it called a Fred before... must be Peter's and Dick's cousin... Hi-yo, Silver, A-lay! 55.5 cm (about 22", including the fake part).
AFW - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave. and thanks, TT...really...actually he's Willie's cousin...but I think they may have family ties...the jewels are similar..
TT - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"jewels" lol!

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