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Original Song Title:

"Pretty Red Wing"

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Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Red Wings"

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The Lyrics

Red Wings are the best shoes made
For others, I would not trade
They pass each test, outshine the rest
Of fine footwear, they really are the best

I spied their ad right there,
Mailed a check and bought a pair
Arrived next day, now I can say,
I have Red Wings, Hurray!

I wax them every night, my Pretty Red Wings
I keep them shiny, like baby's heiny.
I'm size eight, wear thirteen's..impresses ladies
They all survey these,
Then check my fly..

I keep 'em on day and night
One scuff, and I shriek in fright
They're blacker than coal
On each foot's my soul
Since I've owned them, my sex life's on a roll..
On heels I have steel cleats
To click along the streets
And inform each babe,
That I, "Red Wing Abe"
Will soon stroll down their way..

I could never give up my Pretty Red Wings
Don't use Shinola, use Coca Cola
Each girl stops, I slide tops
Beneath their skirty,
As they get flirty
Ho,ho!..hee hee!

I shine up, every night, my Pretty Red Wings
I keep them shiny, like baby's heiny
I'm size eight, wear thirteen's, impresses ladies
They all survey these,
And check my fly..

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 10

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alvin - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked the "size thirteen" line
Red Ant - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
For a moment I thought this was going to be about different Red Wings - and not the hockey team... Indeed, they are the best shoes made - I still have a few pair.
MrMacphisto - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I wear Red Wings to my work, and yes, they are actually size 13. Anyway, great job... :) 5-5-5
Tommy Turtle - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Same first reaction as Red Ant.... Do you shine a penny in the tips? Haven't thought of that since jr. high school. 555
AFW - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin....and Red Ant...and MrMac....and TT pennies...with the cost of living increase, I have to put an "Abe" in each one..
Darrell Wilhelm - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I work in a job that requires boots, I wear a size thirteen-and-a-half wide, but my three pairs are made by Georgia Giant, Wolverine and Dickies. 5-5-5.

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