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Song Parodies -> "Frijoles Night"

Original Song Title:

"O Holy Night"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Frijoles Night"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Frijoles Night,
At Taco Bell, I'm dining
It is the worst
Evening known
Since my birth
Cramps, gastric swirls,
And nasty intestining
Smoke from my beard,
No hotter foods
Could there be...on this earth
Gut shakes and growls,
Emitting funny noises
Here at my rear,
Feels like my pants are torn..
Fall on my knees!
Hear Spanish angel voices..
Tonight, I'm dy'n!
Tonight..
Wish I weren't born.
Tonight,
I'm dy'n! Tonight..
Tonight, I'm dy'nnn!

Gasping for air,
Pray they won't leave me smother,
"Call nine-one-one!"
I cry out desperately..
Water to drink,
For some, I'd trade my brother..
Like Niagara Falls,
I sweat feverishly..
Frijoles, Lord,
I'll never eat another!
Not one! Not one!
This night:
This night I'm dy'n!
This night;
This night I'm dy'n!
This night;
This night...I'm dy'nnn!!!







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alvin - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
bursting with fun !
Tommy Turtle - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
From the sublime to the ridiculous(ly funny).... Has Sniffy been sniffing my submissions for tomorrow, or is the ESP thing going again? 555
2Eagle - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Five rolls of Tums in your stocking.
Kristof Robertson - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
As a confirmed Mexican food addict, I had to check this out. Man, I feel like a quesadilla now! Great stuff. 55
AFW - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...thanks, Tommy, you mean we can expect a Mexican parody tommorow?...and thanks, 2Eagle...and thanks, Kristof....
TT - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
No, you can expect a farting parody tomorrow :)
Ann Hammond - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
he he he
T - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually, yes, there will be Mex food in it, as all good fart parodies must have :)
John Jenkins - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Please indulge my pet peeve - the OS was composed by a person, Adolphe Adam, and should not be credited to Traditional. OK, got that out of the way. Very good parody with vivid imagery.
AFW - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann for your tittering...and thanks, John...for submission correction and vote and comment
TJC - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
5 Chuckle-loopas for this one, AFW! Very filling....
AFW - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, TJC

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