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Song Parodies -> "Toys In The World"

Original Song Title:

"Joy To The World"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Toys In The World"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Toys In The World
Have been recalled
Goodbye Mattel, amen
A warning red,
Contains much lead
It's inside a' Barb and Ken
It's inside a' Barb and Ken
It's i-in, insi-i-ide a' Barb and Ken

Toys In The World
Are being banned
Thousands they won't allow
For Fischer-Price
It's not so nice
Can't Tickle Elmo now
Can't Tickle Elmo now
Can't Ti-ick, can't Ti-i-ickle Elmo now

Does all this mean
No Christmas scene?
For children, nothing found?
Must "Toys R Us"
Hop on the bus?
Won't Santa come around?
Won't Santa come around?
Won't Sa-ant, won't Sa--a-anta come around?

Toys In The World
Are history..
They've all now gone kerplunk!
What next, will be,.. the Tooth Fair-ee?
All Toys are Chinese junk
All Toys are Chinese junk
All Toy-oys, all Toy-oy-oys are Chinese junk..





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McKludge - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
They've all gone kerplunk? Kerplunk was one of my favorites, and was made by Mattel, too
Matthias - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
We all knew Barbie was too hot not to have a few "bugs". If you know what I'm saying.
alvin - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
i got more tickled than elmo !
John Barry - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I've been told that toys from the Third World/Make 'em sick, the boys and girls.
Tommy Turtle - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Turns out the Grinch is Chinese. Who woulda' thunk it?
2Eagle - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Barbie and Elmo are morons. Let them amuse themselves in the workshop - or let them play scrabble.
AFW - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, McKludge...good point...thanks, Matthias, and another good point..thanks, alvin, good pun...thanks, John..that's what they say..I guess they'd better get the lead out...Thanks, Tommy..you're right..didn't think of that...and thanks, 2Eagle..I guess, that now all they'll have to play with is themselves..or them elves...
Ann Hammond - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
he he I use to sock Tickle Me Elmo.
Meriadoc - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Is it just me, or are children these days really dumb? When I was a kid, we had all sorts of stuff that was dangerous, but we knew enough to handle it properly. I mean, if I had burned myself on my Thingmaker oven, my mother would have told me I was a klutz - it's HOT afterall... today's moms would sue the company... :-P No wonder today's kids all need therapy by age eight - they can't have any fun toys for fear of toxic chemicals and sharp edges. I say bring back dangerous toys and let Darwin rule. Hell, we all ate lead when we were kids and as you can see by our parodies - we're all FINE... ;-D
AFW - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann...and thanks, Meri, and well said
TJC - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent... with *just the right amount* of toytinabulation

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