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Song Parodies -> "She Loved Andrew Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"The Yellow Rose Of Texas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"She Loved Andrew Jackson"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I picked her up in Denver
On a windy afternoon
Had one suitcase and a guitar
She sang a country tune
Gave her name as Carolina,
I asked her, "North?" or "South?"
She said she liked men funny.
And thanked me with her mouth..

She was the sweetest ray of sunshine
That I had ever known
We stopped and found a mattress
She thrilled me to the bone
I loved her with a passion
That hurt my heart inside
But, She Loved Andrew Jackson
And I was just a ride

Said she was bound for Nashville
To be a country star
I said, you've got the talent
I'm sure that you'll go far
When gridlocked on that freeway
Stuck in a five mile line
She sang and picked out, "Crazy"
As great as Patsy Cline..

She was the sweetest ray of sunshine
That I had ever met
And even though it's over
My heart's applauding yet
I loved her with a passion
That hurt my heart inside
But, She Loved Andrew Jackson
And I was just a ride..

Drove all the way to Memphis
And moteled for the night
She seemed a little edgy
Knew somethin' wasn't right..
I was still there in the morning
But, my cash and car were not..
On the mirror in the bathroom
She lipsticked, "Thanks a lot!"

She was the sweetest ray of sunshine
The cuteness of a pup
If she makes it big in Nashville
I might just look her up..
I loved her with a passion
That hurt my heart inside
But, She Loved Andrew Jackson
And I was just a ride..

Yes, She Loved Andrew Jackson
And I was just a ride




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alvin - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
clever concept...be glad she wasn't a ben franklin fan
Tommy Turtle - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
"And thanked me with her mouth." - Great line!... sounds like the plot of OS "Summer Wine"... Take these three Lincolns.... and thanks to alvin for clearing up the AJ reference; the Turtle is slow today.
Below Average Dave - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Andrew Jackson must be one happy guy. "If she makes it big in Nashville" . .. just maybe-just maybe. . .
AFW - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...She likes twenties, harder to break hundreds...and thanks, Tommy..and B.A.D.
TJC - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Very clever stuff, here, AFW! With a song like this its easy to get the Jackson and 'Johnson' administrations mixed up!
Andria - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Airfarcewon, if you ever do another parody of this song, call it "He Loved Andria Kilgore". I am 5'7", 155 pounds, I have tush-length curly natural red hair, blue eyes, large breasts, a very curvy body, I dress like a slut, I listen to any music made before 1995, I live in a trashed-out 1962 singlewide trailer and I drive a 1988 Yugo. Is that enough for you to write a song about me?
AFW - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
You're puttin' me on, right, Andria?
Andria - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, all that info is true. You can write a song about me if you like. No, I'm not putting you on.

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