Doesn't Donald have a comb?
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Head looks like a wiggy dome
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With a wild patch here,
And a wild patch there,
Here a part, there a part,
everywhere a part starts
Doesn't Donald have a comb?
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Doesn't Donald have a brush?
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Looks like he grooms in a rush
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With a clump, clump here
And a push up there
Here a push, there a clump
Kind a' like a horse rump
Doesn't Donald have a brush?
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Does he take electric shocks?
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Looks like Rosie does his locks
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On "Apprentice" show,
"You're Fired!" he'll say
If there's a hair stylist,
Better fire him today...
Doesn't Donald have a Comb?
ee-i-ee-i-o..