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Song Parodies -> "Doesn't Donald Have a Comb?"

Original Song Title:

"Old MacDonald Had A Farm"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Doesn't Donald Have a Comb?"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Doesn't Donald have a comb?
ee-i-ee-i-o
Head looks like a wiggy dome
ee-i-ee-i-o
With a wild patch here,
And a wild patch there,
Here a part, there a part,
everywhere a part starts
Doesn't Donald have a comb?
ee-i-ee-i-o

Doesn't Donald have a brush?
ee-i-ee-i-o
Looks like he grooms in a rush
ee-i-ee-i-o
With a clump, clump here
And a push up there
Here a push, there a clump
Kind a' like a horse rump
Doesn't Donald have a brush?
ee-i-ee-i-o

Does he take electric shocks?
ee-i-ee-i-o
Looks like Rosie does his locks
ee-i-ee-i-o
On "Apprentice" show,
"You're Fired!" he'll say
If there's a hair stylist,
Better fire him today...
Doesn't Donald have a Comb?
ee-i-ee-i-o..



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Jack Wilson - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL I dont know HOW you decided to parody this anyways 5s
Dylan Baranski - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Mind if I ship him 555 combs?
Jonathan S. - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Yea-yuh...everybody likes to make fun of the Trump's hairdo. I never really got into that, but your parody 'mussed' deserve a 545.
AFW - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack, Dylan, and Jonathan S. some fine hairpuns, there
alvin - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
the funniest sing-a-long to come down the pike in a while...i'll be hummin' this all day long
AFW - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
John Barry - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
A well-groomed hairody.
Jonathan (not S) - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
very good I sang along! 555!
Ann Hammond - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang too
Red Ant - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Short, but sweet, unlike DT's hair which is long, not neat. Well done.
AFW - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, also, to John, Jonathan (not S), Ann, and Red Ant
John Jenkins - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Mr. Trump seems to be a great parody target; and, while this parody just touches the surface (so to speak), it is very well done.

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