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Song Parodies -> "There's a Hole at the Bottom of a She"

Original Song Title:

"There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"There's a Hole at the Bottom of a She"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

There's a hole at the bottom of a she
There's a hole at the bottom of a she
There's a hole
There's a hole
There's a hole at the bottom of a she

There's a mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a mole
There's a mole
There's a mole on the hole at the bottom of a she

There's a hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a hair
There's a hair
There's a hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she

There's a nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a nit
There's a nit
There's a nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she

There's a house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a house
There's a house
There's a house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she

There's a louse in the house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a louse in the house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a louse
There's a louse
There's a louse in the house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she

There's a spouse of the louse in the house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a spouse of the louse in the house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a spouse
There's a spouse
There's a spouse of the louse in the house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she

There's a teeny weeny baby louse, so small you can't see it
With the louse and his spouse in the house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
There's a what?!!
There's.......all that stuff at the bottom of a she
There's a teeny weeny baby
There's a teeny weeny baby
There's a teeny weeny baby...
With the louse and his spouse in the house in the nit on the hair in the mole on the hole at the bottom of a she
So, let's just abort that teeny weeny baby, then we'll
Douse the spouse
Douse the louse
Wreck the house
Pit the nit
Nair the hair
Roll the mole
And thrill up the hole
In the bottom of a she...
Then, we can have more fun at the bottom of a she!!!!

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Agrimorfee - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
OMFG. AFW, you are insane. 555 (quite appropriately, security code E-N-D!)
Syncronos - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I second what Agrimorfee said- 555
McKludge - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep, this has got to be the most demented thing I've read on amiright. Genius! 555
alvin - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
inspired lunacy...i love it
AFW - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for voting and commenting, fellas
Jack Wilson - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
That was CRAZY! 5s

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