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Song Parodies -> "The Case Files of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Case Files of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Janette
The Lyrics
Hi, it's me Janette. You know that chick from the case files of Maria 5000? The girl with the BelushiTrix watch which enables her to become any form of John Belushi/Chris Farley/John Candy/Jack Black/Josh Peck/Jorge Garcia complete with their voices? Yeah. That's me. And here is my version of the 12 days of christmas, you might reconise the forms i'm in while singing each verse.
(as Bluto, complete with voice):
On the first day of Christmas my best friend gave to me a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Jack Black, complete with voice)
On the 2nd day of Christmas my best friend gave to me two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Burton Mercer, complete with voice)
On the 3rd day of Christmas my best friend gave to me three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Haru, complete with voice)
On the 4th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Uncle Buck, complete with voice)
On the 5th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me five power drills, four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Hurley, complete with voice)
On the 6th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me six island buddies, five power drills, four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rickers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Josh Nichols from Drake and Josh, complete with voice)
On the 7th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me 7 lucky blue shirts, six island buddies, five power drills, four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Matt Foley, complete with voice)
On the 8th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me eight vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Johnny Larue, complete with voice)
On the 9th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me nine gorgeous crane shots, 8 vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, 4 kung fu ninjas, 3 orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Nacho, complete with voice)
On the 10th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me 10 lucha libre fighters, 9 gorgeous crane shots, 8 vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, 4 kung fu ninjas, 3 orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Jake Blues, complete with voice)
On the 11th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me 11 Bluesmobiles, 10 lucha libre fighters, 9 gorgeous crane shots, 8 vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, 4 kung fu ninjas, 3 orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as James H. Harlow complete with voice)
On the 12th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me 12 silver horses, 11 Bluesmobiles, 10 lucha libre fighters, 9 gorgeous crane shots, 8 vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, 4 kung fu ninjas, 3 orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
On the first day of Christmas my best friend gave to me a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Jack Black, complete with voice)
On the 2nd day of Christmas my best friend gave to me two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Burton Mercer, complete with voice)
On the 3rd day of Christmas my best friend gave to me three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Haru, complete with voice)
On the 4th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Uncle Buck, complete with voice)
On the 5th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me five power drills, four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Hurley, complete with voice)
On the 6th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me six island buddies, five power drills, four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rickers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Josh Nichols from Drake and Josh, complete with voice)
On the 7th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me 7 lucky blue shirts, six island buddies, five power drills, four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Matt Foley, complete with voice)
On the 8th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me eight vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, four kung fu ninjas, three orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Johnny Larue, complete with voice)
On the 9th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me nine gorgeous crane shots, 8 vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, 4 kung fu ninjas, 3 orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Nacho, complete with voice)
On the 10th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me 10 lucha libre fighters, 9 gorgeous crane shots, 8 vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, 4 kung fu ninjas, 3 orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as Jake Blues, complete with voice)
On the 11th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me 11 Bluesmobiles, 10 lucha libre fighters, 9 gorgeous crane shots, 8 vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, 4 kung fu ninjas, 3 orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
(as James H. Harlow complete with voice)
On the 12th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me 12 silver horses, 11 Bluesmobiles, 10 lucha libre fighters, 9 gorgeous crane shots, 8 vans down by the river, 7 lucky blue shirts, 6 island buddies, 5 power drills, 4 kung fu ninjas, 3 orange whips, two awesome rockers and a wild college party hosted by the delta house.
Thank you for listening.
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