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Song Parodies -> "Yankee Land"

Original Song Title:

"Dixie Land"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Yankee Land"

Parody Written by:

Pa Tuckett

The Lyrics

Oh I'm glad I'm not in the land of YANKEES
SUCK THEIR THUMBS AND PEE THEIR BLANKIES
Suck away, suck away
Suck away
YAnkee fans

In New York town they must be mournin
YAnkees suck like nasty porn n
Wank away, wank away
Wank away
Yankee fans

Oh I'm glad I ain't no yankee
They bite, they bite
Those Yankee fans just rub their glands
And squirt into their hankies
That's right, they bite
They bite just like the Yankees

Oh A Rod can't hit in November
One for fourteen I remember
Wiff away wiff away
Wiff away
A Rod fans

They're so bad will George respond
By trading for old Barry Bonds
Jerk away, by the bay
What a day
Yankee fans

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Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, you're right about one thing: A-Rod can't hit in November. In fact, few players ever have. Derek Jeter is one. You don't even have the guts to tell us who YOUR team is. I oughta give you 26 one-votes. One for each of our World Championships.
Pa Tuckett - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
My my, seems like a cranky yankee fan got mommy to type in a reply. Since you aren't quite bright enough to figure out the team I root for, look at my name again. Pa Tuckett. Now, where is the Red Sox AAA minor league team located? That's right, Pawtuckett. Now go ask mommy what the significance of that means. As for the 1's....glad you can count THAT high, very unusual for the crude, rude, and obnoxious typical yankee fan. I commend you for your ability to count to 1. Next year, the 2's, Jethro. They're not as hard to learn as you might have heard.
McKludge - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I can imagine this being sung by the locals in some basement sports bar/Irish pub in Beantown. Not that that's a bad thing.
Pa, you can't expect a non-Sox fan to know where all the Sox minor league teams are.
Lastly, it's still June, guys. Save your animosity for September, when the Sox traditionally fade, with a couple of noteworthy exceptions.
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
First of all, it's "Pawtucket," with ONE T on the end, not two. Second of all, when I see "Pa," I'm more inclined to think you might be a Southerner, and thus a fan of the Atlanta Graves, but you didn't have the courage to come out (not that there's anything wrong with that) and say specifically. Third of all, I know where the Sox farm teams are. One used to be right down the road from me in Trenton, but they got sick of it, so they switched affiliation to the Yankees, and left the Sox Double-A team up in Maine, the Portland Sea Dogs. Fourth of all, my mother wouldn't know the significance. She's a Mets fan. (How I escaped that part of the gene pool is a long, sordid story.) Fifth of all, it doesn't matter how hard to learn it is: Yankee Fans know all we need to know: 26 > 1. Sixth of all, if the typical Yankee Fan is crude, rude and obnoxious... so the hell what? Whaddaya gonna do about it, Mister Once Every Eighty-Six Years? See you in 2090, sucker!
Pa Tuckett - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
What are we doing about it? We're doing it right now. Kicking Yankee butt by 11.5 games, and taking names. That the best 200 million dollars can buy? Since your mighty Rocket has returned, looks like he's fizzled on the launching pad. Of course, "My mouth got dry" and "the wind hit my chest" excuses that he offered after the Rockies shelled him were understandable. He only made 80,000 per out that day. Nice investment, George. I hear Sandy Koufax is available, for the right price. Where is poor Carl Pavano when you need him? 44 million well spent, I think. And as a final shot, better not look over the shoulder, mighty Tampa Bay is gaining on ya.
Ann Hammond - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm shaking in my cleats, just like I was last year. And the year before. And in 1999. And in 1978. 11 1/2 back in late June? How about 14 back in late July? Please, we ain't afraid. How's Crybaby Curt doing? And your new boy is gonna be Dies-K, since he's never faced a 162-game season of pitching every five days. He's already not doing so hot. The Sox are like the leaves: They know it ain't called "fall" for nothing.
Max Power - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I can see that Static is back.
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Could be. Or at least SOME static. By the way, Max, what team do you root for? I'm not slamming -- yet -- I'm just asking. Oddly, the security code this time was "NE9" -- for New England's Number 9, Ted Williams, perhaps?
Pa Tuckett - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Mr Yankee fan, let;s not forget the BIGGEST choke of all time. In October of 2004. Your pitiful Yanks had the SOX down 3-0. What happened to your 200 million bag of steroid abusers, hmmmm? CHOKED!!! Just like they have each year since, epitomized by the biggest choker of all time, A Choke...I mean, Choke-Rod.
Max Power - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
95% Yankee fan, 4% Mets fan, 1% whatever with few exceptions. This song gave me an idea, I'll work on an opposite.

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