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Song Parodies -> "Single Gals"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Single Gals"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Thrashing with a ho
Anyone that I can sway
Copping feels, I go
Staffing all the way
Bootied hot tails swing
Making me feel right
What fun it is to grab and sling
A sexy babe tonight..

Oh, Single Gals, Single Gals
Swingers all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
With Single Gals today.
Single Gals, Single Gals
They go all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Single Gals each night and day..

I saved a little dough,
So, I thought I'd take a ride
Well, I fired up my wheels
And made that mother slide
It buzzed on down the road
The top down all the way
A hot chick's blonde hair catchin' wind
In my Corvette Chevrolet

Oh, Single Gals, Single Gals
Swingers all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Those Single Gals today..
Single Gals, Single Gals
They go all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Single Gals each night and day..

A day or two ago
This story I must tell
I called a gal I know
Soon, on her back she fell
My gent was ridin' high
With a one ho gropin' sway
We laugh as there
We sprawling lie
I drove it all the way..

Oh, Single Gals, Single Gals
Swingers all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Those Single Gals today
Single Gals, Single Gals
They go all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Single Gals each night and day

Where the sheets are white
Go it while you're young
Get a gal tonight
And sing this playing song
Don't choose a flat-tailed bag
Two-forty ain't your speed
Hitch one with a sloping flay
Good crack is what you need

Single Gals, Single Gals
Swingers all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Single Gals each night and day



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John Barry - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
A little Christmas spirit in May.
alvin - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
ho ho ho
AFW - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John and alvin
Ann Hammond - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I better watch out
AFW - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann...I guess that means, you're single
Dee Range - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
As my grandpappy used to say: better a hot blond chick's hair catchin' wind, than a hot blond bare chick breakin' wind.
Johnny D - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Yule log 3 5s for this!
AFW - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee and Johnny
Mike Juergens - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I really liked "Can Obama Catch Osama If He's Prez Someday" ...
Jonathan S. - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
You know what I think? I think you need the mental equivalent of Orbit Gum. "Gawt a duhty mind? Clean it up with Awbit!" At least you didn't stray into poomaster's territory.

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