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Song Parodies -> "For I've A Jolly Good Phallus"

Original Song Title:

"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"For I've A Jolly Good Phallus"

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The Lyrics

Nothing wrong with blowing your own horn once in a while...but, of course, I'm no contortionist, so not literally

For I've A Jolly Good Phallus
For I've A Jolly Good Phallus,
For I've A Jolly Good Phallus,
(pause) Which no woman can deny

Which no woman can deny
Which no woman can deny
For I've a Jolly Good Phallus
(pause) Which no woman can deny...


For I've A Jolly Good Phallus
For I've A Jolly Good Phallus
For I've A Jolly Good Phallus
(pause) or so say all the girls

Or so say all the girls,
Or so say all the girls,
For I've A Jolly Good Phallus
(pause) Or so say all the girls..

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Jack Wilson - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome and attention grabbing, 5s
John Barry - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good, considering what you had to work with. Great title.
alvin - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
what john said
Burnbra Bush - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, this is little lacking. My son could have written this, no offense.
AFW - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Ms. Bush..I appreciate the kind and intelligent criticism, especially from someone who doesn't seem to write any of her own
Mike Juergens - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
So simple, so silly-- and I got a silly grin when I read it! Expresses MOST of what it means to be a man!
AFW - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack, John, alvin, and Mike
Burnbra Bush - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, airforce, please don't cry like my son now, too. You wrote two lines. And changed THREE words from the original song, and you're wondering why I think it didn't take much? You could have at least added additional verses. Sorry, I didn't mean to be so "unkind" to you, you probably put a lot into this.
AFW - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
With all due respect, Ms Bush...Why don't you just burn your panties, too....and leave them on during the process, then we'll finally be rid of the real Bush..
Storm the Albatross - January 23, 2018 - Report this comment
FOR HE'S A UGLY BAD FELLOW THAT NOBODY CAN DENY. Heard this one on a episode of Scooby Doo
whipoorwill - March 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Get a life everyone time to relax kick back because summer is coming
Yug: AIR ghost from the past - March 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Seems to me that some commentors missed what "Farce" and Alvin "Bates" Rhodes are doing here. They collaborated on the same song to make a point. This is brilliant guys. Mary & Pip plus me did a similiar thing a few years back. Yeah, you guys know me. I'm glad to see a lot of the old gang back out here and I'm thinking about increasing my parody count sometime soon and rejoin you wonderful and talented writers. Well done!
Peregrin - March 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Well, if you are reading this, Yug, we would be really glad to see you back :)
DoRitos - April 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Farce, as usual I mixed you & Alvin "Bates" Rhodes up again, thus the double post. I put the same post on Alvin's parody. I reported the comment & asked whoever the site Admin that sees this to delete one of them.

That is me above posting as "Yug: AIR ghost from the past" . I wanted to see who if anyone remembered me. So far as I can tell Pip figured it out first. I left hints on who the submitter was. I wasn't trolling. I can't stand trolls. My mother passed away in 1998 and she had a basement but I was long gone before folk had computers in the home and I don't even have a basement.

I feel welcome back here. The ground where I live in South Texas is too shifty & no one has basements here, It's a great feeling to be remembered & greeted with open arms by y'all.

Look at me using Y'all. I guess living in South Texas for so long it rubbed off on me, but I still have some of that Pittsburghese most annoying in the world accent. I grew up in Pa 50 miles east of Wheeling WV & if I remember correctly you hail from somewhere around Steubenville. We grew up less that 100 miles from each other.

Are you still the site's tribute writer for famous people who have passed away? I always loved how quickly & well you turned those out & you know a lot of the same old 1940-50's songs that I knew growing up which most of which were a bit before my time but were still hanging around during the 60's.

Brilliant idea you and Alvin "Bates" the morbid came up with doing a parody to the same OS on the same day.

To both your credit I have to three 5 you both, so do the math & that adds up to 5 times 2 tripled for a grand total of 30.
Alpha Skua - October 29, 2020 - Report this comment
How Jolly was he? If he was a Skull and Cross Bones he is Jolly Roger if he heard's Cattle and makes Candy he is the Jolly Rancher

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