If there's violence and you hate it - blame the games
For they ought to be X-rated - blame the games
When of shootings there's a spate, it
Sends you fuming in debate, it
Means you ought to be sedated - blame the games

You say:
It's far worse than a "frolic" - blame the games
How you long for life, bucolic - blame the games
For your missives, epistolic
Drip with venom, vitriolic
Now you're going hyperbolic - blame the games


Violent games and videos - it's their fault
Their effect, it is insidious - all their fault
You think that to be fastidious
We should ban all these invidious
Nasty games, because they're hideous - it's their fault


And you think to make things better - blame the games
You should write another letter, blaming games
It's become like a vendetta
So I reckon you should get a
Life (but not a Beretta), blame the games