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Song Parodies -> "Hoping That He Only Holds My Hand"
Original Song Title:
"Walkin In A Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Hoping That He Only Holds My Hand"
Parody Written by:
Ann Hammond
The Lyrics
I got this idea yesterday for some reason.
My ears ring
With tenitis
Got hooked up
With Matthias
A beautiful night
Or maybe a fright
Depends if he only holds my hand
Sit and play games Atari
Heard he has a Ferrari
Think of a love song
As I play ping pong
Hoping that he only holds my hand
Passing time right now I’m playing Pacman
While I hear the song called Mrs. Brown
Might say: Are you married?
I say: No man
I’d be the truth but he
Might frisk me down
Later on
Try respire
as I sit by the fire
To face I’m afraid
the plans that we've made
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
Turn on Windows and I play Megaman
Gulp a bunch of Hershey Kisses down
Easily can beat up Flash and Crashman
Now it’s bed time I put on my night gown
Well this blows
I ain’t sleeping
In my mind ideas creeping
I But fear has not strayed
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
With tenitis
Got hooked up
With Matthias
A beautiful night
Or maybe a fright
Depends if he only holds my hand
Sit and play games Atari
Heard he has a Ferrari
Think of a love song
As I play ping pong
Hoping that he only holds my hand
Passing time right now I’m playing Pacman
While I hear the song called Mrs. Brown
Might say: Are you married?
I say: No man
I’d be the truth but he
Might frisk me down
Later on
Try respire
as I sit by the fire
To face I’m afraid
the plans that we've made
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
Turn on Windows and I play Megaman
Gulp a bunch of Hershey Kisses down
Easily can beat up Flash and Crashman
Now it’s bed time I put on my night gown
Well this blows
I ain’t sleeping
In my mind ideas creeping
I But fear has not strayed
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
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Nicely penned, but... I'm not exactly sure what's goin' on here!
Matthias, methinks you'd best take it slow... :-)
Thanks TJC and McKluge.
opps missed the d in Kludge
I stopped by and enjoyed this parody Ann H.
Fun to read
Congratulations. I'm confused.
Thanks Jason, AFW, and J.C Reich
You might not have seen Kristof's parody and comments yesterday.
what McKludge said - very very funny next episode Ann, and brilliant OS/idea match-up - LOL - 555
thank you very much stuart.
He wants to hold your hand? Does he see you standing there? I'd be interested to read the sequel.
Very nice with one faux pas; there's no skipped a line right after "But fear has not strayed" (in the final verse) That little goof notwithstanding...How's about a date, say, 5:55?
can I unwrap you under my tree?
You're sick, ya know that? :/
Thenks Michael P, Johnathan S, and malcolm higgins.
now I see Annie Gardener is in the author page now. I'm wondering if I might want to forget Mad Hatter and just all the rest of my stuff to Gardner. It might be easier not having another person with 10 around here right now anyway. You can show me some time if I'm wrong though, I still have more then 10 planned I can give to each of them, but don't have to do Mad
I'm going to get quart going. For some reason I got something in my head, When will it en When will it en When will it en When will it en hey the words in song are miss hey I know it what is this? hey hey
somebodie you're asking the wrong person for help. I went deaf a long time ago and just did the songs I could manage from recall memory
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