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Song Parodies -> "Frosty the Crackhead"
Original Song Title:
"Frosty the Snowman"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Frosty the Crackhead"
Parody Written by:
Hansel Or Gretel
The Lyrics
Frosty the crackhead
Was one jolly, kick-ass soul;
With his glass crack pipe and a sniffin' nose
And two eyes made out of coke
Frosty the crackhead
Was a fairy-tale they say;
He was made of snow but children know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that old pimp hat they found;
For when they placed it on his head,
He couldn't even touch the ground
YES! Frosty the crackhead
Was as high as he could be;
But the children say he still laughed and played
Just the same as you and me
Frosty the crackhead
Saw the cops were out that day;
So he said "let's run and we'll have some fun,
Now before I melt away!"
Down to the village
With a shot gun in his hand;
Running here and there all around the square
Yelling "Catch me now, you fags!"
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the patrol cop;
And didn't stop one second when
He heard him holler "HALT!"
Frosty the crackhead
Had to hurry on his way;
So he said "Goodbye, children don't you cry
'Cause I'll see you all in hell!"
Thumpety thump thump!
Thumpety thump thump!
Look at Frosty go;
Thumpety thump thump!
Thumpety thump thump!
Far out of this town he goes!
lalala la la lalala la la
lalala la la la
lalala la la lalala la la...
(fades)
Was one jolly, kick-ass soul;
With his glass crack pipe and a sniffin' nose
And two eyes made out of coke
Frosty the crackhead
Was a fairy-tale they say;
He was made of snow but children know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that old pimp hat they found;
For when they placed it on his head,
He couldn't even touch the ground
YES! Frosty the crackhead
Was as high as he could be;
But the children say he still laughed and played
Just the same as you and me
Frosty the crackhead
Saw the cops were out that day;
So he said "let's run and we'll have some fun,
Now before I melt away!"
Down to the village
With a shot gun in his hand;
Running here and there all around the square
Yelling "Catch me now, you fags!"
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the patrol cop;
And didn't stop one second when
He heard him holler "HALT!"
Frosty the crackhead
Had to hurry on his way;
So he said "Goodbye, children don't you cry
'Cause I'll see you all in hell!"
Thumpety thump thump!
Thumpety thump thump!
Look at Frosty go;
Thumpety thump thump!
Thumpety thump thump!
Far out of this town he goes!
lalala la la lalala la la
lalala la la la
lalala la la lalala la la...
(fades)
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Somewhat humorous parody, given the subject matter. Pacing is near perfect with the original song; however, I thought the rhyming was a little off in several places. Thus I gave it a 5-4-4
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