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Song Parodies -> "Plop! Gross, It's Fecal"

Original Song Title:

"Pop Goes The Weasel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Plop! Gross, It's Fecal"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Stupid? Yes, just like the original song.
'Round and 'round the toilet bowl
A necessary evil
My anus thought another dump
Squirt! Diahrrea.

Some Pepto for the stool of dread
That pink stuff is so lethal
Paves the way for solid logs
Plop! Now it's fecal.

Wriggle around the ceramic throne
Make sure my weight is equal
Wish me luck I'm on my own
Drop! Matter fecal.

Out and down the Hershey road
My that one was a steamer
That's the way that nature goes
Flush! Matter fecal.

I've no time to hear your whines
Don't start an upheavel
Shit a brick oh I'll agree
Stop! Gross, it's fecal.
Don't get your diapers in a bunch...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 10

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Jason - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
no comment.
aoid - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
No comment here either.
Some guy - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Is everyone suddenly a poomaster clone today?
Claude Prez - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Like being the hottest chick on the East German swim team -- very good for a poo parody.
Michael Pacholek - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
All parodies are created fecal, but some parodies are more fecal than others.
poomaster - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
555 for you!
TJC - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
There`s no bismuth like hole business! Very cute!
alvin - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny
who cares what my name is - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't like it.
2Eagle - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
5 teaspoons of Metamucil.
Tia - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
east german women are frickin' beautiful. that's a common misconception. my security code thingy is "POO"!!! what are the odds?
59Eagle - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Not funny in my book.
Red Ant - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody. To the anonymous commentors: if you didn't like this then you'll hate my next one, so stay tuned.
Guest - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Read Ant? I thought "A Roomful Of Monkeys" was Spaff.com's alter ego????????
To Guest - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
A Roomful Of Monkeys is EVERYONE's Alter Ego--it's a way for us to release songs that we really want to release that we don't want to be part of our personal collections.
To To Guest - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
So I could be A Roomful Of Monkeys too?
To To To Guest - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, you could. So could I. No one really cares.

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