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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Richard Hatch"

Original Song Title:

"Yankee Doodle"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Richard Hatch"

Parody Written by:

Psycho Libraian

The Lyrics

Being from Richard's home state, I got utterly sick of hearing about his legal troubles. This is my response.
Richard went to Borneo, with fire and with axes.
Won himself a million bucks, but didn't pay his taxes

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Richard, you a such a dork! Why are you still smilin?
While you are away from here, we'll vote you off our island!

Richard learned to eat the rats, he learned to deal with a-nts.
The only thing that he forgot was where he left his p-ants.

CHORUS

While he lived on our TV, he lived like Thomas Sawyer.
Now he's in reality: he needs a better lawyer.

CHORUS

Hopefully from all of this, he taste for fame has slackened.
Because his prison nickname is "The Millionaire Who's Naked."

CHORUS

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Yoidy - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
A fitting parody for a naked, obnoxious man. 555!
Papageno - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
555 for humor, and RI is my home state too I miss it!

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