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Song Parodies -> "The Anniworsery Waltz"

Original Song Title:

"The Anniversary Waltz"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Anniworsery Waltz"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, how we danced on the night we were wed
There were holes in the floor, so we danced on the bed
Right there from our room, watched the stars in the skies
Bad roof, cheap motel, it's all twenty bucks buys..

Then, when I loved you and gave you my all
Night clerk in the next room, had ears to the wall
We heard his loud breathing, before he yelled, "Yo!"
"Hey Buddy, the way to go!"

When the night disappeared and became the new dawn
Our clothes, and our cash, and our car, all were gone
We called up the law, added humility
They threw us in jail, called the charge vagrancy...

Next day we bailed out, but, you were so mad
When we got back home, a divorce we had
Sad story, this moral, all lovers should know
Don't marry without lots of dough..

Don't marry without lots of dough...


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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
romance without finance has no chance...5s
John Barry - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Give me money. . .that's what I want. I'll give you fives.
Rex - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
As long as you have each other (and a couple million dollars) that's all you need.
Yoidy - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Here is your suite, Room 555!
Ann Hammond - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like the holes were in the wall not on the floor.
AFW - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to all voters and commenters
Tommy Turtle - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny title switch.. sounds like the honeymoon was over in a hurry. 555
2Eagle - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome to the real world. Now google up the lyrics to Makin' Whoopee.

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