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Song Parodies -> "Don't Put My Name On A Tombstone"

Original Song Title:

"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Put My Name On A Tombstone"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Please Don't put my name on a Tombstone
Out there where the sad willows wave
I don't want my name on a tombstone
Till after I'm dead in my grave

No way, Jose,
Don't want that plot waitin' for me, for me
No name, no claim,
Don't keep a spot waitin' for me..

Sometimes I go reading grave markers
And always, I shudder to see
A live person's name neatly chiseled
Unfinished where death date shall be..

Please Don't put my name on a Tombstone
Out there where the sad willows wave
I don't want my name on a tombstone
Till after I'm dead in my grave

No way, Jose,
Don't want that plot waitin' for me, for me
No name, no claim,
Don't keep a spot waitin' for me..

The time of my demise is unknown
And that's how I want it to be
I don't need my name on a Tombstone
Unless it's a pizza for me..

No, Don't put my name on a Tombstone
Out there where sad willows blow free
I don't want my name on a Tombstone
Unless it's a pizza for me..

No way, Jose..
Don't want that plot waitin' for me, for me
No name, no claim,
Don't keep a spot waitin' for me..

Don't keep that plot waitin' for me..




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Matthias - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
This Parody Was Dead On!
Ann Hammond - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
he he unless it's a pizza for you.
alvin rhodes - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
durn near died laughing...wonderfully done
Adagio - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
That would give me chills too unless it's the aforementioned pizza! he he 5's
Michael E Cormier - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
The Boot Hill Shuffle. good job. 555
AFW - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for votes and comments
Yoidy - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Pizza Of The Living Dead! 555
John Jenkins - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I hope that, sometime in the distant future, there is room on your tombstone to mention your accomplishments as a parodist.
Meriadoc - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
It's even sadder when you see a long dead one and nobody bothered to add the date... :-(

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