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Song Parodies -> "Don't Put My Name On A Tombstone"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Put My Name On A Tombstone"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Please Don't put my name on a Tombstone
Out there where the sad willows wave
I don't want my name on a tombstone
Till after I'm dead in my grave
No way, Jose,
Don't want that plot waitin' for me, for me
No name, no claim,
Don't keep a spot waitin' for me..
Sometimes I go reading grave markers
And always, I shudder to see
A live person's name neatly chiseled
Unfinished where death date shall be..
Please Don't put my name on a Tombstone
Out there where the sad willows wave
I don't want my name on a tombstone
Till after I'm dead in my grave
No way, Jose,
Don't want that plot waitin' for me, for me
No name, no claim,
Don't keep a spot waitin' for me..
The time of my demise is unknown
And that's how I want it to be
I don't need my name on a Tombstone
Unless it's a pizza for me..
No, Don't put my name on a Tombstone
Out there where sad willows blow free
I don't want my name on a Tombstone
Unless it's a pizza for me..
No way, Jose..
Don't want that plot waitin' for me, for me
No name, no claim,
Don't keep a spot waitin' for me..
Don't keep that plot waitin' for me..
Out there where the sad willows wave
I don't want my name on a tombstone
Till after I'm dead in my grave
No way, Jose,
Don't want that plot waitin' for me, for me
No name, no claim,
Don't keep a spot waitin' for me..
Sometimes I go reading grave markers
And always, I shudder to see
A live person's name neatly chiseled
Unfinished where death date shall be..
Please Don't put my name on a Tombstone
Out there where the sad willows wave
I don't want my name on a tombstone
Till after I'm dead in my grave
No way, Jose,
Don't want that plot waitin' for me, for me
No name, no claim,
Don't keep a spot waitin' for me..
The time of my demise is unknown
And that's how I want it to be
I don't need my name on a Tombstone
Unless it's a pizza for me..
No, Don't put my name on a Tombstone
Out there where sad willows blow free
I don't want my name on a Tombstone
Unless it's a pizza for me..
No way, Jose..
Don't want that plot waitin' for me, for me
No name, no claim,
Don't keep a spot waitin' for me..
Don't keep that plot waitin' for me..
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This Parody Was Dead On!
he he unless it's a pizza for you.
durn near died laughing...wonderfully done
That would give me chills too unless it's the aforementioned pizza! he he 5's
The Boot Hill Shuffle. good job. 555
Thanks, all for votes and comments
Pizza Of The Living Dead! 555
I hope that, sometime in the distant future, there is room on your tombstone to mention your accomplishments as a parodist.
It's even sadder when you see a long dead one and nobody bothered to add the date... :-(
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