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Song Parodies -> "Good King Wenceslas"
Original Song Title:
"Good King Wenceslas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Good King Wenceslas"
Parody Written by:
Marty
The Lyrics
Plucked my guitar and sang this at a small dinner at my house. My sister and brother in law were visiting. My sister said "wow, that's a pretty dark xmas carol. I think it's funny. Last line should be sung very slowly.
Good King Wenceslas looked out
Snowstorm of the season
I better call my neighbor's kid
I think his name is Stephen
Stephen can you shovel me out
I know they cancelled school
Cars are sliding all about
The blizzard it is cruel
Yes King I can shovel you out
But it will cost you plenty
I'm not talking 5 or 10
I'm talking a couple of twenties
Stephen my income is fixed
I fear I can not pay it
Sorry King but others can
I'm afraid you'll have to shove-el it
The King began to shovel snow
without his coat and hat
grabbed his chest and fell oh no!
Massive heart attack
The neighbors did call 911
The ambulance did show
The EMTs could see the King
But not get through the snow
Stephen can you clear a path
The King he is in trouble
Stephen said yes sir I can
But it's going to cost you double
Snowstorm of the season
I better call my neighbor's kid
I think his name is Stephen
Stephen can you shovel me out
I know they cancelled school
Cars are sliding all about
The blizzard it is cruel
Yes King I can shovel you out
But it will cost you plenty
I'm not talking 5 or 10
I'm talking a couple of twenties
Stephen my income is fixed
I fear I can not pay it
Sorry King but others can
I'm afraid you'll have to shove-el it
The King began to shovel snow
without his coat and hat
grabbed his chest and fell oh no!
Massive heart attack
The neighbors did call 911
The ambulance did show
The EMTs could see the King
But not get through the snow
Stephen can you clear a path
The King he is in trouble
Stephen said yes sir I can
But it's going to cost you double
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Not in the least funny, and doesn't scan.
Thank you for the giggle. I have part of one told to me whilst at a boarding school for girls in the uk. It goes, Good king wenceslas looked out Of his bedroom window Silly bugger he fell out On a heap of cinders Brightly shone his bum that night . . . . ( that's all the girl who told me knew! )
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