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Song Parodies -> "Single Cells"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Single Cells"
Parody Written by:
Vince Williams
The Lyrics
Still the Christmas season ... not too late for this one ... join in ...
SINGLE CELLS
by Vince Williams
Single cells, single cells
Stem cells is a way:
Parkinson's is one dead end--
could be cured some day-ayy!
Embryonic single cells:
Stem cells can provide
wonders yet unheard of now--
and ailments override.
***
Dashing people's hopes
with a veto pen in hand--
Parkinson's still copes
with that Bush's ban.
"Hell" from sob-tale springs
anecdotal grief!
Bush is now the Villain-King,
and CRIMINAL-IN-CHIEF!
***
OHHH ...
Single cells, single cells:
Stem cells is a way:
Parkinson's is one dead end--
could be cured some day-ayy!
Embryonic single cells:
Stem cells can provide
wonders yet unheard of now--
and ailments override.
by Vince Williams
Single cells, single cells
Stem cells is a way:
Parkinson's is one dead end--
could be cured some day-ayy!
Embryonic single cells:
Stem cells can provide
wonders yet unheard of now--
and ailments override.
***
Dashing people's hopes
with a veto pen in hand--
Parkinson's still copes
with that Bush's ban.
"Hell" from sob-tale springs
anecdotal grief!
Bush is now the Villain-King,
and CRIMINAL-IN-CHIEF!
***
OHHH ...
Single cells, single cells:
Stem cells is a way:
Parkinson's is one dead end--
could be cured some day-ayy!
Embryonic single cells:
Stem cells can provide
wonders yet unheard of now--
and ailments override.
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ur gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sir, this is good; it moves, and the topic is certainly important. Loved the line about Bush being " Criminal-in-Chief ".
wow, ok? um you are defanatly a democrat. i have no problem with adult stem cell reasearch but gosh you dont need to bash the president! thats really quiet rude, it would be like me takeing you to court for killing the inoscent babie that bush saved and you decided to slauter anyways. embryos are as much human beings as we are they are living things! adult stemcells are cappable of as much maybe even more than the embryonic stem cells so stop being a babie slaughterer. besides that the last part didnt really fit with the tune or at least i couldnt get it to.
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