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Song Parodies -> "We Wish You A Coffee Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We Wish You A Coffee Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

We Wish You A Coffee Christmas
We Wish You A Coffee Christmas
We Wish You A Coffee Christmas
And a Caffeine New Year

Black Coffee And Tea
Keeps You Wide Awake

We Wish You A Coffee Christmas
And A Caffeine New Year!

We Wish You A Cup-Of-Tea year
We Wish You A Cup-Of-Tea year
We Wish You A Cup-Of-Tea year
And A Metal Teapot

Tea And Coffee Drinks
Keeps Your Brain Alert

We Wish You A Cup-Of-Tea year
And a Metal Teapot!
Happy New Year From Fitu Petaia!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Below Average Dave - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
This one paces better than most your work, and happy new year to you to. . .hope next year brings better luck for you with your writing--showing that you are trying, thanx
Mr 1s - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Seems better... at least Fitu is trying, unlike Tokususu Sentai Blessranger.
Ann Hammond - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I even chuckled a little Fitu.
Fitu - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Caffeine is good for staying awake during the New Years Celebrations.
Aiatep Utif - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Fitu got run over by a drunkie,
Walking back to his house new years eve
You can say there's no such thing as rubbish
As for me and Ja---ah forget it. Fitu actually made a rather wise statment in his last comment, I gotta give him credit for that.

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