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Song Parodies -> "Numbing Gel"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Numbing Gel"
Parody Written by:
joshers2005
The Lyrics
Didn't brush my teeth,
Had a Jaw Breaker today,
One tooth felt real sore,
Ignored it anyway,
Then it hurt so bad,
So I called the dentist,
I had seven cavities,
Oh they could not resist...Oh...
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain,
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain.
I can't feel my tongue,
Here comes laughing gas,
Laughing up a storm,
I can't feel my a**,
They said I'm not done,
I'll be there for a week,
Just from that one Jaw Breaker,
My teeth are really weak...Oh...
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain,
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain.
I must pay the bill,
The price is really high,
I wish I get a raise,
Makes me want to sigh,
I can't eat the foods,
That I really love to eat,
Instead I must have applesause,
And pudding for a treat...Oh...
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain,
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain.
Had a Jaw Breaker today,
One tooth felt real sore,
Ignored it anyway,
Then it hurt so bad,
So I called the dentist,
I had seven cavities,
Oh they could not resist...Oh...
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain,
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain.
I can't feel my tongue,
Here comes laughing gas,
Laughing up a storm,
I can't feel my a**,
They said I'm not done,
I'll be there for a week,
Just from that one Jaw Breaker,
My teeth are really weak...Oh...
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain,
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain.
I must pay the bill,
The price is really high,
I wish I get a raise,
Makes me want to sigh,
I can't eat the foods,
That I really love to eat,
Instead I must have applesause,
And pudding for a treat...Oh...
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain,
Numbing gel,
Numbing gel,
Numbs it all the way,
Always used with novicane to stop the needle's pain.
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