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Song Parodies -> "We Wish You A Dairy Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We Wish You A Dairy Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Drink milk!!!
We wish you a dairy Christmas.
We wish you a dairy Christmas.
We wish you a dairy Christmas.
Have a healthy New Year.

We're strenghtening the world,
With all those calcium.
We wish you a dairy Christmas.
Have a healthy New Year.

We wish you a dairy Christmas.
We wish you a dairy Christmas.
We wish you a dairy Christmas.
Have a healthy New Year.

Help, were weakening!
Help, were weakening!
Help, were weakening!
Please, get us some more milk!

We wish you a dairy Christmas.
We wish you a dairy Christmas.
We wish you a dairy Christmas.
Have a healthy New Year.

(repeat verses)
Need strong bones.
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 11

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Jason - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This is funny! Now write a parody titled "We Wish You A Red Bull Christmas" :-)
Ann Hammond - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
does a body good
Johnny D - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Theme song of Yogurt, Jedi Milkmaster.
Below Average Dave - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
This is pretty decent Max, not bad at all.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll send you some 5s for Christmas
I'll send you some 5s for Christmas
I'll send you some 5s for Christmas
In fiftyone weeks

Ahhh, what the heck, you can have them now.

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