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Song Parodies -> "You've Just Earned A Scary Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"You've Just Earned A Scary Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Days late.
You've just earned a scary Christmas
You've just earned a scary Christmas
You've just earned a scary Christmas and a life in prison.
Bad tidings you've brought to yourself just now
Bad tidings you've brought to yourself just now

We will confiscate your drugs
We will confiscate your drugs
We will confiscate your drugs and your hidden crystal lab
Bubba is here to give you some
Bubba is here to give you some
Bubba is here to give you some, for all Christmas long

You've just earned a scary Christmas
You've just earned a scary Christmas
You've just earned a scary Christmas and a life in prison.
Partly based from Spaff's " Nab my Dad " song.
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - August 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Uh ..yeah. Were you watching Breaking Bad while you wrote this?
Blaydeman - August 23, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm a little confused as to the story of this, but the pacing was nice, it just didn't have enough substance to make it a winner.
Abbott Skelding - August 25, 2013 - Report this comment
I got to agree with Blayde, I couldn't really make out a story, but I'm all for spoofing Christmas carols. Good job.
Matthias - August 25, 2013 - Report this comment
As a fan of horror I was hoping for something a bit scarier...

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