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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gettin' Nuttin'For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm gonna' have a full sex change
Puttin' a hatch on me
Switchin' my home down on the range
Stickin' a patch on me
No more a gent, shall I remain
Don't yell Jimmy, call me Jane
Portu-gal, instead of Spain
Plantin' a thatch on me

Oh, I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas
No more to swing down the lane
I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas
My scrotum is takin' the train..

I've saved a cookie jar of cash
Gettin a hatch on me
I'll be a dot and not a dash
Fittin' a patch on me
Tradin' my trousers for a skirt
What protrudes will soon invert
I just hope it doesn't hurt
Knittin' a thatch on me

Yes, I'm gettin Nutted For Christmas
Losin' short inches I had
I'm gettin Nutted For Christmas
A change to a gal from a lad

No longer I'll be Santa Claus
Doin' a switch on me
Now, I'll be Mrs. Clause because
Tackin' a twitch on me
Like a tailless dog, no wag
Clippin' off the marble bag
I'll gain vagina, lose Viag
Gettin' a niche on me

It better be good whatever doc does
A perfect kitty, framed with fuzz
(Or) He'll get Nutted For Christmas

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PMS - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL I had a ball reading this. As usual you have too many great lines to mention.
Yoidy - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Q Whatcha want for Christmas? A Nuttin' honey Q Oh, the cereal? A No, a good nuttin' honey. Wanna be aesexual so I don't have to deal with you! HA! 555
Matthias - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't need a sex change to put that frown upside down... You just need to read this parody
Jack Wilson - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL AWESOME 555
AFW - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, and Merry Christmas to PMS, Yoidy, Matthias, and Jack
Below Average Dave - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry About my Delayed response. . .555 as always.
AFW - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
And Dave..
alvin rhodes - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
too funny
AFW - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
And alvin
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Do I dare ask if the "leftovers" will be used as a gift for someone?

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