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Song Parodies -> "Thirteen Days Of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Thirteen Days Of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A cartridge in the left knee
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three knife wounds, two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four body slams, three knife wounds, two choking hands
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five poison pills.... four body slams, three knife wounds,
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six karate kicks, five poison pills.... four body slams,
Three knife wounds, two choking hands,
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven hits of hurting, six karate kicks, five poison pills....
Four body slams, three knife wounds, two choking hands
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight flights of falling, seven hits of hurting, six karate kicks,
Five poison pills.... four body slams, three knife wounds
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine crushers crushing, eight flights of falling, seven hits of hurting,
Six karate kicks, five poison pills.... four body slams,
Three knife wounds, two choking hands,
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten bombs a' ticking, nine crushers crushing, eight flights of falling,
Seven hits of hurting, six karate kicks, five poison pills....
Four body slams, three knife wounds, two choking hands,
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven rattlers rattling, ten bombs a' ticking, nine crushers crushing,
Eight flights of falling, seven hits of hurting, six karate kicks,
Five poison pills....four body slams, three knife wounds,
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve jaws a' jawing, eleven rattlers rattling, ten bombs a' ticking,
Nine crushers crushing, eight flights of falling, seven hits of hurting,
Six karate kicks, five poison pills....four body slams, three knife wounds
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A funeral, what else?
A cartridge in the left knee
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three knife wounds, two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four body slams, three knife wounds, two choking hands
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five poison pills.... four body slams, three knife wounds,
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six karate kicks, five poison pills.... four body slams,
Three knife wounds, two choking hands,
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven hits of hurting, six karate kicks, five poison pills....
Four body slams, three knife wounds, two choking hands
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight flights of falling, seven hits of hurting, six karate kicks,
Five poison pills.... four body slams, three knife wounds
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine crushers crushing, eight flights of falling, seven hits of hurting,
Six karate kicks, five poison pills.... four body slams,
Three knife wounds, two choking hands,
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten bombs a' ticking, nine crushers crushing, eight flights of falling,
Seven hits of hurting, six karate kicks, five poison pills....
Four body slams, three knife wounds, two choking hands,
And a cartridge in the left knee
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven rattlers rattling, ten bombs a' ticking, nine crushers crushing,
Eight flights of falling, seven hits of hurting, six karate kicks,
Five poison pills....four body slams, three knife wounds,
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve jaws a' jawing, eleven rattlers rattling, ten bombs a' ticking,
Nine crushers crushing, eight flights of falling, seven hits of hurting,
Six karate kicks, five poison pills....four body slams, three knife wounds
Two choking hands, and a cartridge in the left knee
On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A funeral, what else?
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Ehh... I guess wishes for a happy new year would be an abuse of good taste and totally out of place here... but then again, maybe not! :-)
Excellent. Kind of reminds me of that movie I Love You To Death, or Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Love is Fatal! 555
Your wife watches TOO many horror movies...LOL 555
Thanks, Guys....and Merry Christmas
A perfect Christmas parody...
Wonderful way to end the XMas season. . .555 (or maybe 666) LOL
Here's your fives, too bad you didn't live to received them!
well, that was one was neatly wrapped up with a bow
LOL at the whole thing... I was almost too cracked up to vote and leave a comment. As stated above by someone else, it is reminiscent of horror movies. OK, considering the end, maybe it's reminiscent of a snuff film. 5s to you, and I hope you pull through the health problems you've been experiencing and come out the other end of the hospital a healthier person.
Sir L"AIR de Farce. ~Le uke 0Reign au Pain~ I see that your are quite ~DaveEsque~ in your desire for p a i n . . . .
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