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Song Parodies -> "Soy To The World"

Original Song Title:

"Joy To The World"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Soy To The World"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Soy To The World ! It's time has come
No longer is corn king
On every farm
Large crops are grown
It's put in everything
It's put in everything
It's pu-ut, it's pu-u-ut in ev-ry-thing..

Soy To The World ! This small bean reigns
Processing plants employ
At each con-course
A large work force
Some make it into milk
Some make it into milk
Some ma-ake, some ma-a-ake
It into milk..

Soy To The World ! for diesel fuel
A laundry additive
Candles, crayons, and cereals
No limit to it's use,
No limit to it's use
No li-im, no li-i-imit to it's use

Each year, much more the farmers grow
You see fields all around
They've barely tapped this gem, and so
More uses will be found

Soy rules the world, agricultur'lly
Can make home heating oil
The glories of this magic bean
Have not yet all been seen
Have not yet all been seen
They ha-ave, they ha-a-ave not all been seen

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Below Average Dave - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
You realize you've had enough Christmas parodies to literally make 3 or 4 CD's. . .at least there really good ones, as usual, 555 AFW, 555
2Eagle - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
It just will never replace peppermints, chocolate or fruitcake.
Johnny D - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
And remember ... Soy + Lent(ils) = "People ... People who eat People ... are the YUCKIEST People, in the world ... "
AFW - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave...appreciate comments...Thanks, 2Eagle...true, but there's probably some soy, somewhere, in all that stuff, too....and thanks, Johnny D...Great line, there...IT would make a fine parody...Merry Christmas, all
Yoidy - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I need all the soy I can get 555!
Meriadoc - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I love it!
Tommy Turtle - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Mason R. would probably say, "Soy, veh!". Great switch. 555

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