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Original Song Title:

"What Child Is This"

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"What Child Is This"

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The Lyrics

What Child Is This?
He can't be mine
His dad must be the mailman
He's such a dunce, can tell at once
Someday he'll be in jail, Man..

Chris, Chris, acts like the king
But, no cash in the house will bring
Haste, haste for meals to taste
His paunch can barely carry

His bowels unbound a gassy sound
An ox and ass we're feeding
He toils none here, just drinks the beer
Such presence, none, I'm needing

It all makes no sense, as it were
Believe we must disown him
Good for nothing, what does thou bring
To neighbors we should loan him

Chris, Chris, acts like a King
Yet, no cash in the house will bring
Haste, haste for food to taste
Our boy, methinks he's fairy

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

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Below Average Dave - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll get you started where you are used to being-555
Johnny D - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like "The Festivus Airing-of-Grievances" !
AFW - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave, and Johnny D...looks like someone oned me before you guys dropped by....Merry Christmas
Yoidy - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe it's, eegad, the Buger King!
The Mailman (aka Tommy Turtle) - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Didja ever think that maybe it was Chris who "oned" ya??? anyway, nice funny gripe/seasonal spinoff. 555 ( Is that a real child of yours? Maybe he takes after his dad lol.)

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