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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Bongs Of Xmas"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Bongs Of Xmas"
Parody Written by:
Los Conos
The Lyrics
Stoner xmas jingle..:D
On the first day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
i passed out under the tree.
On the second day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the third day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Three Space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the fourth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the fith day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Sixth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Seventh day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Eighth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Ninth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Nine lads are packing
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Tenth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Ten stoners sleeping
Nine lads are packing
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
eleven pipes are burning
Ten stoners sleeping
Nine lads are packing
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
twelve dealers dealing
eleven pipes are puffing
Ten stoners sleeping
Nine lads are packing
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
i passed out under the tree.
On the second day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the third day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Three Space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the fourth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the fith day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Sixth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Seventh day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Eighth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Ninth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Nine lads are packing
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the Tenth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
Ten stoners sleeping
Nine lads are packing
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
eleven pipes are burning
Ten stoners sleeping
Nine lads are packing
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Xmas a bong was packed for me
twelve dealers dealing
eleven pipes are puffing
Ten stoners sleeping
Nine lads are packing
Eight mates are chopping
Seven blunts ablazing
Six footers growing
FIVE BLOCKS OF HASH
Four smoking Doobs
Three space cakes
Two pounds of heads
And i passed out under the tree.
merry *oo#king xmas to ya all
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I would revise the fourth and second last lines to: Four pounds of heads Three space cakes Two purple buds And I passed out under the tree... :D
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