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Song Parodies -> "Handcuff Keys"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Handcuff Keys"

Parody Written by:

Jessie W.

The Lyrics

Dashing through the slush
in a very dirty van

Oe'r the hills we go
we almost hit a man

(ha ha ha)

The radio blares real loud
bringing Christmas cheer

Oh here comes the cops
I wish I hadn't had that beer

Oh handcuff keys
handcuff keys

I wish I had them now
if I'm not home for Christmas
My mom will have a cow

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