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Song Parodies -> "Now Who the Klutz Did Shoot Santa Down?"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Now Who the Klutz Did Shoot Santa Down?"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Took Santa off air,
but he didn't get far
His blip disappeared
off the screen of radar
Now who the klutz did shoot Santa down?

He made no flight plan
and didn't inform
the local airbase
and flight control
Now who the klutz did shoot Santa down?

Someone was trigger-happy
and gave fatal command -
"It's terrorist in mid-air -
let's make him hit the land!"

It was over so quick
there was no Mayday call
just pieces of toys
and orange fireball
Now who the klutz did shoot Santa down?

Now was it some bored conscript
who pressed that button red?
And who did give the command
that lead old Santa dead?

The parents are puzzled
and children all cry
Christmas is cancelled
as Santa is neigh
Who the klutz did shoot Santa down?

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Yoidy - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds me of 99 Luftballoons, same storyline. But with Santa, it's funnier!
Ann Hammond - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
It's raining toys...Ahh! Sky Dancers
Meriadoc - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Awww...now who's the Grinch who gave you ones? :-(

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