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Song Parodies -> "Jolly Old St. Trickolas"

Original Song Title:

"Jolly Old St. Nicholas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Jolly Old St. Trickolas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Jolly Old Saint Trickolas
He makes rear ends sway
Does it with a single soul
To marrieds, no, he'll say

Christmas, he'll be coming soon
That dirty old man
Bitches done habitually
Finds 'em where he can

With his wham, he's nailing twelve
Loves to hear chicks peep
Santa plays, "Deal, or no Deal"
Bling bling for bleep bleep..

Only stockings he will find
Are filled with female leg
Girls must be eighteen or more
On his lap, to beg

Bambi wants some doggie style
Chrissy likes it "Mish"
Granny takes what she can get
Anything's her wish.

Milk and cookies aren't enough
For this horny pest
Booty pick by old St. Trick
Shall receive his best..

Booty pick by old St. Trick
Will receive his best



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John Barry - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Santa Claus is coming. . . .
alvin rhodes - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
uh oh....someone is goin' on the "naughty" list
Yoidy - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks like St Trickolas been in somebody's buzinezz. 555
Below Average Dave - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
She was on the Naughty list a long time ago. . .but at least it's a good naughty. . .555. . .so many Christmas parodies that I don't need to do one at all---I'll stick to my classics.
AFW - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to all you V&C'ers
Kristof Robertson - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I've always wondered why Santa's cheeks are so rosy....;-) Great stuff. 555
Alpha Skua - December 15, 2019 - Report this comment
If your on his naughty list your going to get coal a whole lot of coal

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