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Song Parodies -> "Jolly Old St. Trickolas"
Original Song Title:
"Jolly Old St. Nicholas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jolly Old St. Trickolas"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Jolly Old Saint Trickolas
He makes rear ends sway
Does it with a single soul
To marrieds, no, he'll say
Christmas, he'll be coming soon
That dirty old man
Bitches done habitually
Finds 'em where he can
With his wham, he's nailing twelve
Loves to hear chicks peep
Santa plays, "Deal, or no Deal"
Bling bling for bleep bleep..
Only stockings he will find
Are filled with female leg
Girls must be eighteen or more
On his lap, to beg
Bambi wants some doggie style
Chrissy likes it "Mish"
Granny takes what she can get
Anything's her wish.
Milk and cookies aren't enough
For this horny pest
Booty pick by old St. Trick
Shall receive his best..
Booty pick by old St. Trick
Will receive his best
He makes rear ends sway
Does it with a single soul
To marrieds, no, he'll say
Christmas, he'll be coming soon
That dirty old man
Bitches done habitually
Finds 'em where he can
With his wham, he's nailing twelve
Loves to hear chicks peep
Santa plays, "Deal, or no Deal"
Bling bling for bleep bleep..
Only stockings he will find
Are filled with female leg
Girls must be eighteen or more
On his lap, to beg
Bambi wants some doggie style
Chrissy likes it "Mish"
Granny takes what she can get
Anything's her wish.
Milk and cookies aren't enough
For this horny pest
Booty pick by old St. Trick
Shall receive his best..
Booty pick by old St. Trick
Will receive his best
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Santa Claus is coming. . . .
uh oh....someone is goin' on the "naughty" list
Looks like St Trickolas been in somebody's buzinezz. 555
She was on the Naughty list a long time ago. . .but at least it's a good naughty. . .555. . .so many Christmas parodies that I don't need to do one at all---I'll stick to my classics.
Thanks to all you V&C'ers
I've always wondered why Santa's cheeks are so rosy....;-) Great stuff. 555
If your on his naughty list your going to get coal a whole lot of coal
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