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Song Parodies -> "Walkin in a Druken Stupor,Man"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Walkin in a Druken Stupor,Man"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
Not based on real experience, here's a Mother's Nature's Ass New Rear uhh Beer hh YEAR is like
Lotsa drinks
I'm consuming
In the street
I've been pissin
Not a pretty sight
Out after midnight
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
On the way there was roadkill
Wild turkey, you know the drill
I peed on a thong
Had too much egg nog
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
All the neighbors say"You're just to drunk ,man"
Then they say Im walkin like a clown
They say "Your breath's stinky"
I said "Yeah man?"
I guess I'll be hung over
Till I'm brown
Just threw up
In the fire
Stole clothes from
"nona Ryder
What smells like hairspray?
I'm spending today
Walkin in a drunken stupor, man
In the mobile , I'll dress like a snowman
And that's just cause I'm a drunken clown
When I'm not hung over I don't know man
Maybe kill all the rodents in town
The pee flows
Feels so thrillin
On the couch Im just chillin
Im so drunk today
In the white trash way
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
I'm consuming
In the street
I've been pissin
Not a pretty sight
Out after midnight
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
On the way there was roadkill
Wild turkey, you know the drill
I peed on a thong
Had too much egg nog
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
All the neighbors say"You're just to drunk ,man"
Then they say Im walkin like a clown
They say "Your breath's stinky"
I said "Yeah man?"
I guess I'll be hung over
Till I'm brown
Just threw up
In the fire
Stole clothes from
"nona Ryder
What smells like hairspray?
I'm spending today
Walkin in a drunken stupor, man
In the mobile , I'll dress like a snowman
And that's just cause I'm a drunken clown
When I'm not hung over I don't know man
Maybe kill all the rodents in town
The pee flows
Feels so thrillin
On the couch Im just chillin
Im so drunk today
In the white trash way
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
Walkin' in a drunken stupor man
206 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson
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Funny stuff, Jack. Tricky to read the pacing right because of the way the OS switches the cadence back-and-forth, but I think your pace works here. I like the tone of your lyrics...the drunken, careless, "don't give a shit" manner matched with the carefree, happy, fun tone of the OS. Good work...OH...you mispelled, "Drunken" in your title...some yokel might ding you for that, so you should be more careful in proof-reading there...I've done the same thing myself, though...re-reading the text a half-dozen times but never checking the title line. 5's ~ ~ ~
5 beers.
The Tipsy Ghost of Roger Miller (channeled by Michael Pacholek) - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Just sittin' 'round, drinkin' with the rest of the guys. Six rounds bought, and I bought... five.
Thish wash *hic* grit, y'all!!!
Groggin' with some Slivowitiz in hand.
Thanks Paul ( oops didnt realize I misspelled that),carol, Mike(LOL),Matthias(LOL BWHAHAHA) John ( LOL)
The great 5s of Christmas continue. . .good job!
LOL thanks Dave!
Great concept! Love the Winona reference, too. 555
Thanks Yoidy! I got one in my parody tomorrow too
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