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Song Parodies -> "12 Guns of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Guns of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Wait a minute, here's a Christmas parody I forgot! This one is 100% me (unlike my other Christmas parodies). Merry Christmas! 메리 크리스마스! Καλά Χριστούγεννα! Nollaig Shona!
On the 1st day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
A brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
10 Gatling cannons,
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 PPKs,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
11 Kalashnikovs,
10 Gatling cannons,
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
12 rocket launchers,
11 Kalashnikovs,
10 Gatling cannons,
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
A brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
10 Gatling cannons,
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 PPKs,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
11 Kalashnikovs,
10 Gatling cannons,
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
12 rocket launchers,
11 Kalashnikovs,
10 Gatling cannons,
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
Ho! Ho! Ho! I got a machine gun!
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I can't believe I'm the first one to say this, but... YOU'LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT, KID! I have to dock you a point for not even mentioning the Red Ryder BB gun from "A Christmas Story"!
you have some interesting parents
Where are the Glocks?!!
Sorry Mike, but this parody is about guns that shoot bullets. But yes, these could put your eye out big time if you're not careful. As for the Glocks, you could put them in on the 2nd, 4th, or 5th days for an alternate version of this song.
Dylan, your greatest fan wants you to know that if this song were real life, your parents (and probably you, too) would be called domestic terrorists and you would all be jailed for a long, long time. It's very funny, though. I am planning on recording myself singing it on an old Dictaphone and playing it at my office "Festivus" party. Here are 333 Scud missiles to finish off Bin Laden for good.
Now I know where my 45 went. I'll have to talk to you mother.
I only wish my parents would get me all the things on this list!!!
why the change to a ppk on day 7? sorta ruins the rythm.
very nice though just a pitty its mainly all pistols. know i just need to find someone to make a ww2 gun collection one.
on the 3rd day of war my sgt gave to me 3 kar98's, 2 ppsh, and a thompson machine gun
The PPK part was a typo. Sorry about that.
As a somewhat new employee at the gun shop/range, we have to sing a Xmas song for our Christmas dinner!!! THIS IS PERFECT!!!
Amusing, slightly clever. Parents would seem to be very sell-to-do, at least. Some thousands of dollars represented there, I would say.
It shouldn't be 12 gauge shotgun. It should be .45 cal. As in "pear tree...acp" see they rhyme. And a .45 ayyy ceee peee. Much better
Or alternatively a brand new HK G-3 or a brand new Steyr TMP. There's also M-60, RPG, STG, etc... I've done this same OS using other weapons. I wasn't here in 2006, so I missed yours. 555! Glad you used the Luger, the most recognized pistol in the world.
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