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Song Parodies -> "Halle Berry Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Halle Berry Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Want a Halle Berry Christmas,
She's my favorite gal this year
I'll have big thrills
If Santa fills,
This fireplace brassiere

Want a Halle Berry Christmas
Such a present's hard to beat
I'll be real glad,
Dear Santa, Dad
If She's my Christmas treat

No, not a video
Don't want PlayStation games
This arrow's in my heart
Right where Cupid aims..

Want a Halle Berry Christmas
But if you just can't comply
It won't defeat me,
If someone like sweet Be-
Yoncé....drops by

No, not a video
Don't want PlayStation games
This arrow's in my heart
Right where Cupid aims..

Want a Halle Berry Christmas
But if you just can't comply
It won't defeat me
If someone like sweet Be-
Yoncé....drops by

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Johnny D - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent PG parody of that old favorite. I posted the R parody awhile back.
alvin rhodes - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
i wouldn't mind stuffin' her stockin'.....magnificent job here
TJC - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny! Esp. liked the mental picture of a "fireplace brassiere" !
John Barry - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Titularly splendid.
Yoidy - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job. Hallelujah Barely! 555
Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Deck the halls with bows of Halle! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
AFW - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D, alvin, TJC, John, Yoidy, and Michael
Below Average Dave - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't think I need to say much, you already know what I voted, you keep this up and you'll run out of Christmas Songs:)
AFW - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, B.A.D....no, actually there's still quite a few left for next week
Dylan Baranski - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
5-5-5 for making a bunch of guys happy, & for keeping it clean!

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