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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Swingin' In Bed"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Swingin' In Bed"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Old Santa's got horn,
mama rebounds
Elves gonna' hear
some passionate sounds
Santa Claus is Swingin' in Bed

He's had a hard night,
deliverin' toys
Gonna' get him
some fool around joys
Santa Claus is Swingin' in Bed

Not bunkin' in for sleepin'
Wants booty for a prize
Two chubby hands are creepin'
Up around some warm soft thighs

She'd better watch out!
Her "jamas" are high
Fishin' for Trout,
The old man is sly
Santa Claus is Swingin' in Bed

St. Nick's a guy, he's human
So sex is on his mind
His fantasy's been zoomin'
Watchin Rudolph's red behind..

Ma better watch out!
Those "jamas" are high
He's fishin' for trout..
That old man is sly..
Yes, Santa Claus is Swingin' in Bed..

Old Santa Claus is Swingin' in Bed




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Michael Pacholek - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
You mean to tell me... after doing it all night long... Santa can still do it all night long? You're making it awfully hard to believe in him! And "Saint Nicholas"? Sounds to me like, for being able to absorb it, along with all the patience she's gotta show from Thanksgiving through Christmas Eve, Mrs. Claus is the saint!
alvin rhodes - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
a fascinating look behind the scenes at the north pole
Yoidy - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
He's got to stuff his present somewhere! 555
John Barry - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Saint Dick.
Matthias - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, somebody's name is on the Naughty List...
PMS - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Five lumps of coal for you! LOL
AFW - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, alvin, Yoidy, John, Matthias, and PMS
TJC - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very Hilary Christmas! I agree with alvin's assessment of North "Pole" antics!
AFW - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC...

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