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Song Parodies -> "Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

There's my grill
In a snowdrift
Dig it out
Till there's no drift
Then, ignite the gas
While freezin' my ass,
Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland

Cold as hell,
I'm a die hard
Wife wants wok,
Gotta' try hard
In eskimo clothes
With frost on my nose,
Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland

Outdoor mercury tells me it's zero
With a wind chill that's thirty below
Here am I, her freakin' Emeril Hero
Ya' gotta' please a pregnant wife, you know..

Wendy waits by the doorstep
Trudgin' snow, just one more step
Her dinner is done
So's my frozen buns,
(From) Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland..

Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland



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Susanna Viljanen - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hot parody for cool weather. 555.
Matthias - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody had some serious bite to it! Yummmmmm....
Yoidy - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Workin, yep, I can relate, it's no funderland. 555!
carol - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Fire up the wok thaw out his socks. 555
John Barry - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Wunderbar.
TJC - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Fun stuff! And, luckily, MSG lowers the freezing point to 555 paro-grade...
alvin rhodes - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
clever twist
AFW - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Susanna, Matthias, Yoidy, Carol, John, TJC...(Hey, glad to see ya' back), and thanks, alvin.
PMS - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute take on the OS
Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I reverse Susanna's comment - cool parody for hot weather - bushfires are currently rampaging thorugh our state of Victoria Australia, so wokking in the snow is a wistful thought - 555
AFW - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS....and Stuart....been seeing on cable channels about those wild fires over there...not to make light of it...but, we're have some Bush fires of a different kind, over here too
Ann Hammond - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
It doesn't snow where I live, but I know what frozen buns feel like.
Red Ant - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
A "why didn't I think of this?" parody. Great stuff, AFW, though rhyming "drift" with itself? C'mon, you're a better writer than that (I only nitpick writers whose parodies I love. ;)) 555. How about "Wok This Way" or " I Wokked All Night" next?
Johnny D - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
555 ... and the only way you'll see Christopher wokkin' is if he gets more cow bell ... he's GOTTA have MORE COW BELL!!
Jack Wilson - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL to this and Johnny's comment, 555!
AFW - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann....and Red Ant...no, drift, and iself, don't rhyme..no drift and snow drift do :)....Thanks, Johnny...great pun...and thanks, Jack

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