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Song Parodies -> "The Plane with Snake Stays Mainly in the Air"
Original Song Title:
"The Rain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plain"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Plane with Snake Stays Mainly in the Air"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
[Susanna:]
Tow'r, 'tis Oscar Hotel -
Sierra Tango Mike ,
- we have snake! We're over lake!
Tower, can you hear me?
We have onboard reptile
in cockpit, coiled on joystick
looks like it's mean and vile
It just makes me sick!
[Tower:]
Hey Sierra Tango Mike!
Hey Sierra Tango Mike!
Is it an asp? Dare you grasp?
Hear Sierra Tango Mike?
Is it python? What's going on?
We are hearing! What's your bearing?
Is it one snake, two on stake
Three...?
Land, Sierra Tango Mike
Land, Sierra Tango Mike
Fly to strip, land that ship
Over, Sierra Tango Mike!
[Susanna:]
Tower, I'm on - not yet gone
Opening, opening window now!
I'll now roll! Begone you troll!
Away that snake I will shake!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
[Tower:] I think she's got it! I think she's got it!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
[Tower] Bravo Zulu, she's got it! Bravo Zulu, she's got it!
Now, once again where is that snake?
In the plane! In the plane!
And where's that zoggy plane?
In air! In air!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
[Tower:]'Tis rattler, viper or adder?
Or cobra -
[Susanna:] What does it matter?
I'm gonna do loop now!
Now once again, where is that snake?
In the plane! In the plane!
And where's that sorry plane?
In air! In air!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
Tow'r, 'tis Oscar Hotel -
Sierra Tango Mike ,
- we have snake! We're over lake!
Tower, can you hear me?
We have onboard reptile
in cockpit, coiled on joystick
looks like it's mean and vile
It just makes me sick!
[Tower:]
Hey Sierra Tango Mike!
Hey Sierra Tango Mike!
Is it an asp? Dare you grasp?
Hear Sierra Tango Mike?
Is it python? What's going on?
We are hearing! What's your bearing?
Is it one snake, two on stake
Three...?
Land, Sierra Tango Mike
Land, Sierra Tango Mike
Fly to strip, land that ship
Over, Sierra Tango Mike!
[Susanna:]
Tower, I'm on - not yet gone
Opening, opening window now!
I'll now roll! Begone you troll!
Away that snake I will shake!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
[Tower:] I think she's got it! I think she's got it!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
[Tower] Bravo Zulu, she's got it! Bravo Zulu, she's got it!
Now, once again where is that snake?
In the plane! In the plane!
And where's that zoggy plane?
In air! In air!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
[Tower:]'Tis rattler, viper or adder?
Or cobra -
[Susanna:] What does it matter?
I'm gonna do loop now!
Now once again, where is that snake?
In the plane! In the plane!
And where's that sorry plane?
In air! In air!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
The plane with snake stays mainly in the air!
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This didn't work as well as I'd hoped, but for working in THREE languages -- Finnish, English and Aviation -- I have to give you credit. I'm so glad the S.O.A.P. parodies are still coming! It was almost as if that movie was made just for us, and I have NOT yet had it with these M-F parodies on this M-F site!
Roger what Michael said.
We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. Oveur, over. What's our vector, Victor? Oops, wrong plane-in-trouble movie. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit making wiseass comments!
My SOAP parodies are great
Fitu, shut the hell up. You've obviously been smoking weed.
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