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Song Parodies -> "Silent Bob"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Silent Bob"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
My parody's not even supposed to be here today...
Silent Bob
Stoner's Job
Always calm
Weed's alight
Not a virgin
With Jay gets wild
Cannabis Plant
Those embers are piled
Lean in silence and peace
Lean in silence and peace
Silent Bob
Lowly Bob
Crack whores quake
For a light
Selling weed
When hid from cop car
Packing some smokes
And marijuana
Spliced drug's flavor adorn
Spliced drug's flavor adorn
Silent Bob
Wholly Slob
At Quick-Stop
Stays all night
Radio booms
Outside Dante's place
"I'm not supposed to be here today"
Kevin's* creation "round Earth
Kevin's creation "round Earth
Stoner's Job
Always calm
Weed's alight
Not a virgin
With Jay gets wild
Cannabis Plant
Those embers are piled
Lean in silence and peace
Lean in silence and peace
Silent Bob
Lowly Bob
Crack whores quake
For a light
Selling weed
When hid from cop car
Packing some smokes
And marijuana
Spliced drug's flavor adorn
Spliced drug's flavor adorn
Silent Bob
Wholly Slob
At Quick-Stop
Stays all night
Radio booms
Outside Dante's place
"I'm not supposed to be here today"
Kevin's* creation "round Earth
Kevin's creation "round Earth
**Kevin Smith, Actor that plays "Silent Bob" as well as the creator of the entire Clerks, Dogma, Mall Rats enterprise
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Clerky and quirky.
i LOVE silent bob...great job
I'm surprised no one had this idea before... great work here, Matthias. 5s
(rocking back and forth with laughter) 5's
So..... Carol.... Do you like it or hate it?
Suhhhhhhhweeeet! 555
Some jerk is using my name to smear a great parody. I rated this 5's across the board. Whoever wrote that second comment using my name to smear me is a class A ***hole. 'Nuff said.
555 for Silent Bob! =D
This is AWESOME! 555!
Although Snoochies Boochies in there woulda been awesome too
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