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Song Parodies -> "Redneck Christmas List"

Original Song Title:

"Grown Up Christmas List"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Redneck Christmas List"

Parody Written by:

MisterRedneck

The Lyrics

Do you remember me?
My wife shares all my genes
I watch nascar and feed my beer belly

Well, I'm a redneck, now
But I still need Christmas, pal
I'm not a yankee
And my farts really stink
So here's my lifelong wish
My redneck christmas list

Hos, more wives, porn, pop tarts
And hos that never fart
And time would heal all whores
Everyone would have plumping
And we would beat the feds
Cousins would not be dead
This is my redneck christmas list

What is y'all contraption called?
M&M's and Bluetooth?
Maybe only if we ate their beef could we ever find the truth

Hos, more wives, porn, pop tarts
And hos that never fart
And time would heal all whores
Everyone would have plumping
And we would beat the feds
Cousins would not be dead
This is my redneck christmas list
This is my only lifelong wish
This is my redneck christmas list

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Sandra Myers - November 25, 2014 - Report this comment
i love these christmas songs they are so funny

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