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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Going To Jail"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Going To Jail"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
You'd better get set
If you wanna hear
Why you won't get
No presents this year:
Santa Claus is going to jail
He's got an appeal
And making it twice
'Cause he's been accused
Of paedophile vice
Santa Claus is going to jail
He says he didn't do it
He's got an alibi
The jury, they have all got kids
So I bet he's gonna fry
The DA has got
A water-tight case:
A billion other
Charges to face
Santa Claus is going to jail
He was there in your bedroom
'Cause DNA don't lie
The evidence looks bad for him
So thank God for CSI
So nothing this year
It has been, you know
The last we will hear
Of "Ho, bloody ho"
Santa Claus is going to jail
If you wanna hear
Why you won't get
No presents this year:
Santa Claus is going to jail
He's got an appeal
And making it twice
'Cause he's been accused
Of paedophile vice
Santa Claus is going to jail
He says he didn't do it
He's got an alibi
The jury, they have all got kids
So I bet he's gonna fry
The DA has got
A water-tight case:
A billion other
Charges to face
Santa Claus is going to jail
He was there in your bedroom
'Cause DNA don't lie
The evidence looks bad for him
So thank God for CSI
So nothing this year
It has been, you know
The last we will hear
Of "Ho, bloody ho"
Santa Claus is going to jail
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sick but fun...5s
Naughty old Santa! 5's
St. Nick found his niche.
It struck me that anybody else seen in lots of children's bedrooms would be an immediate candidate for the paedophile register... and though you'd think that he might just have an alibi, if all his alibis are for being in little kiddie's bedrooms, then he'd be in even deeper doo-doo than before. Anyway, thanks all :-)
But in a related news item I hear Santa put in a bid to buy Michael Jackson's "Neverland Ranch". 5's, Philbo ~ ~ ~
Sorry Phil. Good pacing and all that, but WTF?
Great job! 555
FUN,FUN, FUN!!!
Nope, they just threw out the Attorney General for not being pro-abortion enough, so Santa and the rest of the child molestors are off the hook for now. Thought you ought to know.
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