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Song Parodies -> "On Top Of Old Pokey"
Original Song Title:
"On Top Of Old Smoky"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"On Top Of Old Pokey"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Last year, John Barry had a great parody similarly entitled, "The Top Of Old Pokey" about Courtney Love
On Top Of Old Pokey
How slow can she be?
Two hours, twenty minutes
This motel ain't free
Her eightieth birthday,
My eightieth's due
By the time she orgasms,
We'll be eighty two
Doc gave me Cialis
Old Willie has "Kicks"
But those hours are flyin'
Just got thirty six
On Top Of Old Pokey
How long should it take?
It's making me wonder,
Is she still awake..?
Tried every position
Invented some more
I ain't Warren Beatty,
My back's getting sore
Should have some young maidens
At least two or three
To fill in for Emmy
And to satisfy me..
I'm worn out and tired
But what can I do?
If she don't get her jollies
I'll be hen peckered, too
If she don't get her jollies
I'll be hen peckered, too..
How slow can she be?
Two hours, twenty minutes
This motel ain't free
Her eightieth birthday,
My eightieth's due
By the time she orgasms,
We'll be eighty two
Doc gave me Cialis
Old Willie has "Kicks"
But those hours are flyin'
Just got thirty six
On Top Of Old Pokey
How long should it take?
It's making me wonder,
Is she still awake..?
Tried every position
Invented some more
I ain't Warren Beatty,
My back's getting sore
Should have some young maidens
At least two or three
To fill in for Emmy
And to satisfy me..
I'm worn out and tired
But what can I do?
If she don't get her jollies
I'll be hen peckered, too
If she don't get her jollies
I'll be hen peckered, too..
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fit the moseying tempo of the OS well...i'm SO glad this wasn't a gumby parody
TMI, AFW, TMI!! Maybe the next one you do could be to LaTour's "People Are Still Having Sex" called "Grannies Are Still Having Sex." Liked the second verse the best.
Always better to have someone on your pokey than to be in the pokey. Or whatever. 555!
Takes time, like fine wine.
Nicely done! 5's
This is tres disturbing, AFW....but very very funny. Now if I can just get the visuals out of my head....555
Thanks, all for votes and comments
great comic timing with "By the time she orgasms, We'll be eighty two" - old age and sex is a duo just tailor-made for amiright, eh, AFW?? - very funny throughout - 555
LMAO, AFW....I've been trying to do this one for a while (On top of 'Old Sparky...the electric chair) but can't get it over the top. Wish I woulda' thought of this. Johnny D would be proud! High 5's
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