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Song Parodies -> "12 Days Of School"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"12 Days Of School"

Parody Written by:

Mr 1s

The Lyrics

On my first day of High School my teacher gave to me
A Detention at Half Past 3

On my second day of High School my teacher gave to me
2 Humanities Essays
And A Detention at Half Past 3

On my third day of High School my teacher gave to me
3 French verbs
2 Humanities Essays
And a Detention at Half Past 3

On my fourth day of High School my teacher gave to me
4 Maths Divisions
3 French verbs
2 Humanitits Essays
And A Detention at Half Past 3

On my fifth day of High School my teacher gave to me
5 Dictations
4 Maths Divisions
3 French verbs
2 Humanities Essays
And a Detention at Half Past 3

On my 6th day of High School my teacher gave to me
6 Cooking classes
5 Dictations
4 Maths Divisions
3 French Verbs
2 Humanities Essays
And a Detention at Half Past 3

On my 7th day of High School my teacher gave to me
7 fights with 6th form
6 Cooking classes
5 Dictations
4 Maths Divisions
3 French Verbs
2 Humanities Essays
And a Detention at Half Past 3

On my 8th day of High School my teacher gave to me
8 Woodwork lessons
7 fights with 6th form
6 Cooking classes
5 Dictations
4 Maths Divisions
3 French Verbs
2 Humanities Essays
And a Detention at Half Past 3

On my 9th day of High School my teacher gave to me
9 PE classes
8 Woodwork lessons
7 fights with 6th form
6 Cooking classes
5 Dictations
4 Maths Divisions
3 French Verbs
2 Humanities Essays
And a Detention at Half Past 3

On my 10th day of High School my teacher gave to me
10 Hymns to sing in Assembly
9 PE classes
8 Woodwork lessons
7 fights with 6th form
6 Cooking classes
5 Dictations
4 Maths Divisions
3 French Verbs
2 Humanities Essays
And a Detention at Half Past 3

On my 11th day of High School my teacher gave to me
11 Parodies to vote on
10 Hymns to sing in Assembly
9 PE classes
8 Woodwork lessons
7 fights with 6th form
6 Cooking classes
5 Dictations
4 Maths Divisions
3 French Verbs
2 Humanities Essays
And a Detention at Half Past 3

On my 12th Day Of High School my teacher gave to me
12 CKs to hammer
11 Parodies to vote on
10 Hymns to sing in Assembly
9 PE classes
8 Woodwork lessons
7 fights with 6th form
6 Cooking classes
5 Dictations
4 Maths Divisions
3 French Verbs
2 Humanities Essays
And a Detention at Half Past 3

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 65

Voting Breakdown

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 2   5
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 3   11
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Nine Inch Niles - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice concept!
555er guy - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
What! The ones guy is European?
Some random guy - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
At least it meets the pacing!
Ann Hammond - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This is good.
Mr 1s - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Ann Hammond!!!!! Glad someone appreciates me! (Unlike Mr C.K.)
Christie Marie M - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr 1s, excellent choice of lyrics!!! Don't care what you're called cuz I'm giving you straight 5's! But Mr 1s can tell you one thing.... You're #1!!!! That reminds me of my school years...Straight As, cute guys, lots of friends, passing notes in class, and boring teachers. My fave school subjects are English, Social Studies, French, Spanish, Chemistry, Gym, and Music, but I don't like math. I even wrote parodies in high school. I even sung a few parodies at a pep rally and they love it!!
Christie Marie M - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Cool! Halloween is this month. I'll run into the WereJohnCandy that night.
Mr 5s - October 04, 2008 - Report this comment
You're in Canada, Dr M? How d'ya like it up there. By the way I'm not gonna "1" this parody.
Christie Marie M - October 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Cool!
Hey... - October 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Christie & Dr. Music...find a chat room, will ya?
hi - December 14, 2021 - Report this comment
It's a good parody I really liked it. Bravo!

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