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Song Parodies -> "Sheep Ranch Ain't Grand, Eh?"
Original Song Title:
"El Rancho Grande"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Sheep Ranch Ain't Grand, Eh?"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Smell my Sheep Ranch Ain't So Grand, Eh?
Must hold your hand where you stand, eh?
Still, lots more fun than the hand, eh?
I love my sheep and my land, hey..
Wool nookie there, out yonder
Under their bob tails I wander
Much cheaper than a hooker
Most ways, a better looker
That big ewe, I just...took..her
When winter comes I go barning
Frigid old woman keeps yarning
But, when the winter is over
I sleep with sheep in the clover
I love those tight inner spaces
When lovely lambs share my graces
I go to rodeos yearly,
But ride my lambs more sin-cerely
We all play "Seven Eleven"
I stick 'em up with my seven
I love to hear their sweet bleating
My wife loves pigs, so I'm not cheating...
Smell my Sheep Ranch, Ain't So Grand, Eh?
Must hold your hand where you stand, eh?
Still, lots more fun than the hand, eh?
I love my sheep and my land, hey..
I love my sheep and my land, hey..
Must hold your hand where you stand, eh?
Still, lots more fun than the hand, eh?
I love my sheep and my land, hey..
Wool nookie there, out yonder
Under their bob tails I wander
Much cheaper than a hooker
Most ways, a better looker
That big ewe, I just...took..her
When winter comes I go barning
Frigid old woman keeps yarning
But, when the winter is over
I sleep with sheep in the clover
I love those tight inner spaces
When lovely lambs share my graces
I go to rodeos yearly,
But ride my lambs more sin-cerely
We all play "Seven Eleven"
I stick 'em up with my seven
I love to hear their sweet bleating
My wife loves pigs, so I'm not cheating...
Smell my Sheep Ranch, Ain't So Grand, Eh?
Must hold your hand where you stand, eh?
Still, lots more fun than the hand, eh?
I love my sheep and my land, hey..
I love my sheep and my land, hey..
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By the hearth, he reeks of ram scent
The flickering flames are lambent
The heat from the fire
Inflames his desire
Now he is over a lamb bent
The flickering flames are lambent
The heat from the fire
Inflames his desire
Now he is over a lamb bent
I feel a bit sheepish.... butt, aw, `shucks'... here's yer fives....
funniest line was about it being ok with the wife...5s
DKTOS but I wool trust ewe on pacing anytime
Thanks, John....you got some good rhyming there.......thanks, TLC...good puns................thanks,alvin................thanks, PMS..good puns
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