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Song Parodies -> "Booger Pies"
Original Song Title:
"Goober Peas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Booger Pies"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Warning: The following parody is not for the weak of stomach
Sittin' in the schoolroom, teacher's chalkin' math
Freakin' out my classmates, guess I need a bath
Rolled out late, missed breakfast, so I improvise
Goodness how delicious, eating Booger Pies..
Pies, pies, pies, pies
Eating Booger Pies
Goodness how delicious
Eating Booger Pies..
Stuffy nose just loaded, cold about to start
Finger lickin' buffet, pastry ala carte
Hey, if you don't like it, then don't watch me, Dude
I am an oriental, so it's Chinese food..
Pies, pies, pies, pies
Eating Booger Pies
Goodness how delicious
Eating Booger Pies..
You've heard that expression, makin' stuff from scratch
It's sort of what I'm doin'...a kinky kind of match
If I feel creative, I might roll 'em in a ball
Special snacks for later, stick 'em on the wall
Pies, pies, pies, pies
Eating Booger Pies
I'll bet they're nutritious
Eating Booger Pies
I guess my lunch is over, nostrils gettin' sore
Class all actin' gaggy, they can't take no more
Except for my friend Jonesy, what a copy cat
Asks to borrow my hanky, licks a few from that
Pies, pies, pies, pies
Eating Booger Pies
Goodness how delicious,
Eating Booger Pies
Freakin' out my classmates, guess I need a bath
Rolled out late, missed breakfast, so I improvise
Goodness how delicious, eating Booger Pies..
Pies, pies, pies, pies
Eating Booger Pies
Goodness how delicious
Eating Booger Pies..
Stuffy nose just loaded, cold about to start
Finger lickin' buffet, pastry ala carte
Hey, if you don't like it, then don't watch me, Dude
I am an oriental, so it's Chinese food..
Pies, pies, pies, pies
Eating Booger Pies
Goodness how delicious
Eating Booger Pies..
You've heard that expression, makin' stuff from scratch
It's sort of what I'm doin'...a kinky kind of match
If I feel creative, I might roll 'em in a ball
Special snacks for later, stick 'em on the wall
Pies, pies, pies, pies
Eating Booger Pies
I'll bet they're nutritious
Eating Booger Pies
I guess my lunch is over, nostrils gettin' sore
Class all actin' gaggy, they can't take no more
Except for my friend Jonesy, what a copy cat
Asks to borrow my hanky, licks a few from that
Pies, pies, pies, pies
Eating Booger Pies
Goodness how delicious,
Eating Booger Pies
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I'll pick this one any time!
i dunno...goober peas don't sound a hell of a lot better than boogers
Worst title than my 'Round Boogers', but at least you made boogers sound interesting. DKTS. so can't vote, but funny and gross it is!
How about some rhin wine with that meal?
Mmmmm...someday this kid will make an excellent addition at some biker clubhouse....
Thanks, 2LD....and thanks, alvin...I guess you're right there............thanks for comment, Adagio....and thanks, John and Meri
goober peas are peanuts
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